Getting Unzipped Has To Feel So Good For The Compressed File

Just overheard some guy ask the teacher what 'respectively' means.

He'll be able to vote in elections in around a year btw

sisyphus doesn’t need everyone imagining him happy. imagine me. what about me?

This is immensely funny to me

this is hands down my favourite philomena cunk moment

Orange Haze gang wya

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

this goes hard af

Rise and grind? You misheard me. Fall and remain unmoving.

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust