This Is Immensely Funny To Me

person who goes back in time to try and prevent lincoln’s assassination but they get so enraptured by the play that he’s watching that they forget and he gets shot anyways

A concerning new study released Monday by the Federal Bureau of Prisons found that the nation’s poverty is growing faster than officials can build prisons. “The data shows that the number of people becoming destitute is currently outstripping our ability to set up new correctional facilities to imprison them,” said agency director Colette Peters, adding that unnecessary red tape, stringent regulations, and irksome health and safety standards are preventing the government from building more cells at the 11.5% growth rate necessary to match the rising number of people who need all their rights taken away.

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reblog & tag how old you were in 2006

US federal forms after that one executive order

this is my favourite thing ever

sisyphus doesn’t need everyone imagining him happy. imagine me. what about me?

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

Orange Haze gang wya

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

this is hands down my favourite philomena cunk moment