Hey. Good Luck With Everything, Okay? [cutting The Rope Connecting Your Boat To The Dock] Just Good Luck.

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

how to fall asleep

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

If you dont have anything strange to say, dont say anything at all

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014