Every Day I'm Clocking In For My Shift At The Not Making Sense Factory . We Don't Know What We're Making

if you need me i will be internally screaming but being so normal and sexy about it

i love how, from an outsider's perspective, the markiplier lore is like "oh man! look at this adventure with silly gaming youtuber" and in reality the lore is like do you remember who you are? are you sure? i can't tell how many times we've been here before, you and i, trapped in this void. what has he done to you?

Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS l Gerald Rhemann

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

'The weak breeze whispers nothing The water screams sublime His feet shift, teeter-totter Deep breath, stand back, it’s time

Toes untouch the overpass Soon he’s water bound Eyes locked shut but peek to see The view from halfway down

A little wind, a summer sun A river rich and regal A flood of fond endorphins Brings a calm that knows no equal

You’re flying now You see things much more clear than from the ground It’s all okay, it would be Were you not now halfway down

Thrash to break from gravity What now could slow the drop All I’d give for toes to touch The safety back at top

But this is it, the deed is done Silence drowns the sound Before I leaped I should’ve seen The view from halfway down

I really should’ve thought about The view from halfway down I wish I could’ve known about The view from halfway down'

This man can't be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

The Last Friday Moon of 2023 l Roger Hyman

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

"You need to relax"

Best I can do is dissociate