Bro Just Flirt With Me A Little

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

you gotta touch the stove to learn its hot and then you gotta touch it again for fun

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

I love it when an artist puts out a concept album and the concept is that they had a mental breakdown

my heart goes out to you if you're a disabled person who has a complicated or negative relationship with sleep. if you need to sleep a lot but can't due to life circumstances, or sleeping extra causing other symptoms to flare up. if you can't sleep enough due to pain, or nightmares, or psychosis, or bipolar, or depression. if you sleep way too much and find it hard to stay awake. if you can't fall or stay asleep. if you need medication in order to be able to sleep. if you don't feel rested from sleep. if you wake up a lot in the night. if you have bladder or bowel accidents while asleep. if you twitch or convulse or move too or get injured in your sleep. if you can't control your sleep schedule no matter what. if you can't sleep during "normal" sleeping hours. if you can't sleep for 8+ hours straight but can sleep for shorter amounts of time. if sleep is what you need but for one reason or another you just can't or refuse to do it.

i care about you. your disabilities deserve to be seen and acknowledged

life is so hard i’m so glad it still manages to have the capacity to be really fucking funny

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

BoJack Horseman, "The View from Halfway Down"