BoJack Horseman, "The View From Halfway Down"

I'm fruity

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

drug abuse? Noooo, i would never do that the drugs. I love drugs.

how to disappear for a month with no repercussions

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower