Moon In The First Quarter Phase L Andrew McCarthy

polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

POV: You're Judge Judy

don’t let anyone else ruin your day. it‘s YOUR day. ruin it yourself.

"You need to relax"

Best I can do is dissociate

TEOS posting only today

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

I love you, George Takei.

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest