POV: You're Judge Judy

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Circadian rhythm? No no, I said *Cicadian* Rhythm. I get a good night's sleep once every hundred years and spend the rest of my time screaming pointlessly

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

Mommy needs you to smoke the whole cigarette so you grow up big and strong, ok sweetie?

oh fuck baby don't stop you're gonna make me wish i was never born

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