If You Need Me I Will Be Internally Screaming But Being So Normal And Sexy About It

if you need me i will be internally screaming but being so normal and sexy about it

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7 months ago

I need to lie on this guys chest I just know he'd be comfy

7 months ago
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014
BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original Release: August 22, 2014

BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014


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4 months ago

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

1 year ago

If you dont have anything strange to say, dont say anything at all

3 months ago

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.


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6 months ago

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

7 months ago

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

1 year ago

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

7 months ago
The Lonely Walk ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

The lonely walk ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

7 months ago
TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)
TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)
TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)
TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)
TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)
TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)

TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)

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Happy Halloween, hereโ€™s the haunted boy


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when I leave don't save my seat

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