I Need To Lie On This Guys Chest I Just Know He'd Be Comfy

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

oh fuck baby don't stop you're gonna make me wish i was never born

I love the concept of exile. like dude just get out

i love tumblr because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *reblog*

*guy with insomnia listening to music* r.e.m....i think id like that very much

You want me to go to sleep? The thing that almost killed Markiplier?

he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

“hand in unlovable hand.”

I like to be a little stupid recreationally