I Like To Be A Little Stupid Recreationally

if you need me i will be internally screaming but being so normal and sexy about it

ever since he was a little boy he knew he wanted to abuse substances

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

I was trying to be nice, you stupid fucking idiot.

found some old notes from unus annus era and one of them just says "UA is cursed phineas and ferb" and yeah. still sounds about right

sleepy on main