Failed Attempt Stargazing

Anyone else having a terrible fucking time

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

i have an angel and a devil on my shoulders but i think with my dick so there's not much they can do for me

Edge of Sleep is practically for the people who wanted to see Markiplier (their favorite guy) having a really bad time (affectionate)

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

Comet Tsuchinshan-ATLAS l Gerald Rhemann

i love how, from an outsider's perspective, the markiplier lore is like "oh man! look at this adventure with silly gaming youtuber" and in reality the lore is like do you remember who you are? are you sure? i can't tell how many times we've been here before, you and i, trapped in this void. what has he done to you?

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out