How To Disappear For A Month With No Repercussions

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

how to fall asleep

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

being in college is either "wow this is great this is so much better than high school I love it here" or "I need to jump off of the roof of bleepus hall right fucking now"

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