Blood “loss”? Well It’s Not Lost. I Know Exactly Where It Went. Right Over There.

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything

Happy 4th Death Day to

Unus Annus

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

Breaking Bad is about the horrors of baldness and how it warps the psyche

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

I'm passing the blunt to all my weed smoking mutuals rn