He Was As Tall As He Was Tall, And His Eyes Were The Color They Were. To Describe His Hair One Would

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

how to fall asleep

RIP Toad Chavé you would've loved BoJack's AA circle

Matteo, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. 

Dave: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

*hands you a pipe bomb*

dude not in public

polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change