(bleeding From My Wound) Notice Anythiung Differebt About Me ;)

the urge to fuck him when he starts rambling about nerdy shit i don't understand

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

What if I got weirder

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

BoJack Horseman, "The View from Halfway Down"

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it