Help My Mom Is Rapping I Can't Handle This

i like this. repost.

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frog

is this a meme?

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

that face you make to your best friend when the teacher says to pick partners

am grill can confirm

Hi I realise this may not be the normal type of question that you receive but I will still ask It it true that girls also like a good looking butt?

i don’t really look at butts, but i can only speak for myself

and i oop—

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

me

i needed this

4 Ways to Start you Novel

 Dialogue: This is the most basic beginning, and I doubt it needs descripting.

Description: The description method can range from describing the peaceful land of your setting to describing the decaying body that your character just killed. This method is limitless, as there are so many different things that you can describe.

Mid-scene: This beginning takes place in the middle of the scene. Not the beginning. Not the end. The reader shouldn’t quite know what’s happening until they read further, so it’s best not to tell them everything in the first sentence.

Action:  Your character can be in the middle of a fight or they can be watering their plants. There are a million things your character can be doing, and the choice is yours.

MY FUCKING LEOLINES CAME IM SO FUCKING EXCITED AHDHFHJAJDFJFJEJFH

this is literally the cutest thing i have ever read

An old married couple checks into a motel for the holidays because their house burned down. The motel is haunted but they don’t realize because they can’t see or hear well. Tell their story