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🔯 Herbalism 🔯 A little guide on the various ways herbs can be incorporated into your magickal world.

this is literally the cutest thing i have ever read

An old married couple checks into a motel for the holidays because their house burned down. The motel is haunted but they don’t realize because they can’t see or hear well. Tell their story

To the tune of row row row your boat

fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo! fingerbang an orangutan an orgy in the zoo

i wanna get high but like i have work soon soo...

plus i'm underage but age is just a number and jail is just a room

MY FUCKING LEOLINES CAME IM SO FUCKING EXCITED AHDHFHJAJDFJFJEJFH

holy shit this is a mood. i'd be the one suckin tho

who knew that a $13 bra from target can make you feel so much more comfortable in your own skin

i don't know but your not going to have many left after.

how many bone do i have?

when i tell you i cackled

هممم

🥵🥵🤰

For real though fat Yoshi is beautiful

ok so my sister sent me this and like idk man tru but like also no

Diamond eyes ♢

when u get out of the gym after going for the first time in 19 months

13608 Remington Street, Los Angeles.

*sidles my tittles like maracas*

*playing my boobs and belly like a bongo*

bandaid bussy

ask me about a worm’s clit

mood

some of drakes songs make me want to get a boyfriend and cuddle and others want me to become a stripper, go to a crappy motel, and get high on crack in sexy lingerie

can this be real life

I was in a plane crash with a bunch of people that I love and we landed into some deep water and somehow I got out alive even though there were no openings on the plane. I’m not a strong swimmer either. I don’t remember finding out that anybody died? Anyway, when we were all safe on land, we were told that D*nald Tr*mp had been in the cockpit of the plane and the reason the pilot crashed the plane was to kill him and it worked, and we were all like, “Oh, okay. Cool. We won’t sue.” This all took place in China for some reason.

please read it all

Source: Comic Redesigns the Autism Spectrum to Crush Stereotypes: http://themighty.com/2016/05/rebecca-burgess-comic-redesigns-the-autism-spectrum

butter the lizard is big sad

Mematic bad ifunny bad

Pokemon Pins made by UglyPlants

i-

I can’t fucking get over this oh my god

@science-side-of-tumblr what's under an escalator?

Do we even know what’s underneath?

YALL I MADE A FULL LENGTH COMIC THING FOR ONE OF MY POSTS!!!!!

this is the first time I've tried something all professional-lookin and I'm really proud of how it turned out!!! It would mean a lot to me if you could please check it out I just posted it on my instagram!!!!! thank you and ilysm!!!💛💛💛💛💛

ok being honest rn i actually think plus sized people are beautiful and should get wayy more kindness than they do and i'm not even near plus sized, i wear extra smalls and i still absolutely love plus sized people, normal sized people, and small sized people, and anyone anywhere in between

plus size people are extraordinarily beautiful and nobody can change this, so do not try

1. ok so like i'm kinda funny sometimes but i still have a pretty dry sense of humor. it's either dry or my adhd kicks in and everyone is in danger

2. while i dislike my natural appearance im really good at makeup and i can look cute with it

3. i've tried to kill myself 5 times and each time i've stopped myself and i'm still here right now and making more progress than i ever have before!! it's only been a few months and i've taken leaps and bounds in progress! and even if i've had multiple deaths in the past 5 years i've been able to work past them along with my own self esteem issues and i'm really god damn proud of myself for that periodt.

HA HA HO!!!!

HEE HEE HEE!!!!

This post popped onto your dash mischievously!!!!!

now that this is read -

now that it's been seen -

you must now compliment yourself 3!!!!!! (times)

i needed this

4 Ways to Start you Novel

 Dialogue: This is the most basic beginning, and I doubt it needs descripting.

Description: The description method can range from describing the peaceful land of your setting to describing the decaying body that your character just killed. This method is limitless, as there are so many different things that you can describe.

Mid-scene: This beginning takes place in the middle of the scene. Not the beginning. Not the end. The reader shouldn’t quite know what’s happening until they read further, so it’s best not to tell them everything in the first sentence.

Action:  Your character can be in the middle of a fight or they can be watering their plants. There are a million things your character can be doing, and the choice is yours.

can i have this as a plush?

For real though fat Yoshi is beautiful

i propose we say

"you suck dick with that mouth?"

rather than

"you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

that face you make to your best friend when the teacher says to pick partners