let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
let JJ swear in season 17
emily: *minding her own business and packing up to go home* jj: 👁️🫦👁️
JJ: I never thought I’d see Emily like this.
Penelope: What? Crying?
JJ: Cleaning.
If Garvez get together in season 17 but like secretly, who do you think will find first about their relationship and how ?
Tara, hands down. She can read Luke like a book, and there's no WAY his joy wouldn't be all over his face, even if he tried to hide it. His smile would reach his eyes again.
So, yeah, Tara would know first, then JJ would know two minutes later because Tara WOULD tell her (Garvez meddlers for the win) and then they'd make Garvez tell Emily, and then Rossi would just have to find out
luke: i spent all of my money on pasta
luke: it was worth every penne
emily: you're fired
Me: I suck at writing, I'm never gonna write anything
Also me: *starts writing group chat fanfic for criminal minds evolution*
The first time Emily sees JJ wearing glasses she gets so distracted by the sight of it that she walks into a wall. Everyone laughs after that.
penelope after emily got with andrew mendoza: the closet has three glass walls and she chose to face the wooden door.
Alicent : If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
#melts 🫠
We doing this masterful trope this time lol. Again like always feel free to use for anything.
Person A waking up to a sleeping Person B clinging onto them tightly.
"Did you know you talk in your sleep?"
Person A waking up to Person B curled up and sleeping on top of them.
"Join me?"
Person A helping calm down Person B who woke up terrified and crying from a nightmare.
First time sharing a bed as a couple.
"Can I join you? I just...I just don't want to be alone tonight."
Whispering "Oh you are going to be very embarrassed when you wake up."
"I don't know, you just make me feel safe."
"It's late and we're tired."
Accidentally falling asleep on the bed to wake up to someone walking in on them.
Person A & B finding out when they wake up that they both cuddle things in their sleep (in this case each other)
"I can take the floor?" "No it's alright, besides it's big enough for the both of us."
Person A idly playing with Person B's hair while they are asleep.
Person A waking up to notice Person B was watching them sleep.
Person A staying the night after an event involving Person B.
Person A staying the night to help Person B recover after they were released from the hospital.
"You sure this is okay?"
"Do you want me to stay?"
"This okay?"
"It's alright, I'm here."
"Weirdly, the best sleep I've ever had."
Rhaenyra : You have to apologize to Alicent
Daemon: Fine.
Daemon: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Favorite trope ever 😩
the bed is big enough for two people without touching, but unfortunately there is only one blanket
we’re roommates and you drunkenly passed out in my bed; move over I’m coming in
we have to sleep on the forest ground, so everything can be the bed, but we still sleep close, because we feel too exposed
you woke me up screaming from a nightmare, and I’m tired, so let’s cuddle so the nightmares don’t come anymore
we rented a place together with our friend group for vacation, but there are only double beds in every room and everyone else already found a sleeping partner
our cover is that we're a couple and it only makes sense to sleep in the same bed
we always used to have sleepovers as children, why would it be weird now?
without enough money, I can only pay for one person to sleep in the hotel, so you need to sneak in and we share
we sat on my bed and talked for hours and eventually we just fall asleep
there is only one good pillow and we both don’t the neck pain, so I guess we have to press our heads close together
we’re camping and my tent ripped, can I please share yours?
there was a big party at some people’s house and we wake up in the same bed together, what happened?
we fell asleep on the couch, watching a movie and wake up entangled with each other
we're snowed in and there is not a lot of space and heat
sharing a bed used to be quite normal for us, when did that change?
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But he's laughing like really loud and they hear him
emily: *eating family sizes bag of peanut m&ms*
rossi: shouldnt you be eating something a little more healthier?
emily: shouldn’t you be getting ready for your 876th wedding, you man whore??
rossi:
hotch: *goes to his office to laugh*
Gloria : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Barbie : Okay, but in my defense, Sasha bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Gloria : That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Rhaenyra: So are we flirting right now?
Alicent: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Rhaenyra: That doesn’t answer my question
Look I love Alicent , Rhaenyra and Rhaenicent in general but imagine Alicent when she learned Rhaenyra named her child Aegon 😂😂
Alicent be like: After all she has done, now this too
Emily Prentiss coded
Xena: I'd die for you.
Gabrielle: First off, please don't.
Gabrielle: Secondly, you'd need to stay dead in order to prove your point, which we both know you're incapable of doing.
Texting the group chat during game night
Rossi: Emily, JJ where did you go ?? (Delivered)
Emily: We're (Delivered)
JJ: fucking (Delivered)
Emily: getting (Not delivered)
JJ: snacks (Not delivered)
Garcia: WHAT (Delivered)
Rossi: Forget I asked (Delivered)
For @prentiss-theorem bingo (I hope it makes sense, I'm not very good at writing)
Emily only eating chocolate and candies but after a hard case she's craving something else , so when everyone else are sleeping on the jet she goes to the kitchen and takes one pack of JJ's Cheetos, but then JJ wakes up hearing noise and goes to the kitchen to see where the noise is coming from. And she's seeing Emily eating her Cheetos
JJ: What are you eating ??
E: You wouldn't by chance believe me if I say this is not what it looks like
JJ: Why don't you tell and we'll see
E: Uhm .. you see ... it's ....
JJ: Is that ... Are you eating my Cheetos ??
E: Uh no...??
JJ: Emily !!! This was my last one
E: Sorry !! I'll buy you a dozen !! Look you can have the rest of them , I didn't eat much. It's just this case was very hard and I didn't want to eat chocolate again and they were there and you know I don't eat this stuff butI have seen the face you make when you eat them so I guessed the were good , so I gave them a chance . Sorry again
JJ: Oh Emily it's ok I understand
And then JJ started to get twice the amount of Cheetos and also kept one or two packs in her go bag for Emily in case she wanted to eat them again in the future
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S1E06, The Princess and the Queen
Barbaenicent (2023) dir. Gaysteros Gaywig
PRENTISS-THEOREM BINGO!!
Hi friends!! I decided to host a little writing bingo for August and September! <3
Anyone can join in! The submissions can be any genre, pairing and fandom! The prompts include some fluff, smut and angst but the interpretation is fully up to you! There are some general as well as dialogue and song prompts, it can be a reader insert, character/character, character/OC, literally anything you'd like to write.
The submissions can be anything, one-shots, HCs, blurbs, parts of a series, incorrect quotes. If you're not a writer and still wish to participate it can be all sorts of mood boards and GIF sets, literally ANYTHING you wish to create (I know the # says writing bingo but we move, anything is welcome!).
Some example fandoms: Criminal Minds, Abbott Elementary, Law and Order SVU but anyone from any fandom can join in!
The bingo starts on 15th of August and lasts until the 30th of September.
General Rules:
Tag me @prentiss-theorem and use the tag #raeswritingbingo in your submissions.
List all warnings on top of your posts. Please make sure to list ALL appropriate warnings in your fics.
The bingo lasts from 15th of August until 30th of September, if you wish to participate make sure to be in this time frame.
One creation should only contain one bingo square.
Please do not include minors in ANY sort of romantic situations and relationships with the characters. This applies to inserts/OCs/characters.
The longer fics should be posted under the 'read more' cut.
If you're a minor and wish to participate, do not under any circumstances submit any NSFW content. Please and thank you.
I will happily answer any questions you may have. You can also request specific bingo squares with the characters for me to write <3 When the bingo concludes all the submissions will be put together in a masterlist. Please share to reach more people who could be interested in participating!
After the bingo has ended all submissions will be collected into a masterlist, all authors will be tagged <3
Tagging some of my writing friends who could be interested in joining in <3
@nightmarish-fae @storiesofsvu @gaelic-symphony @neuroprincess @swimmingstudentchaos891 @iamnotoriginalphil @imagining-in-the-margins @rustyzebra @whiteberryx @strongsassysexysloane @baubeautyandthegeek @mickey-gomez @demonicbaby666 @virescent-v @foxy-eva
Cloria: Can I have my shirt back ?
Barbie: Can I have my virginity back ?
Gloria:
Sasha in a distance: ... wait, what ?
nothing sexier than emily prentiss in a red shirt
jj: fight me!
luke: ha, look at the size of you! what are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*later*
tara: why is luke crying?
emily: jj kicked him really hard on the ankle
Dear barbie ao3 writers,
Please write a fanfic where Barbie kissing Gloria in a place that turn her on and she moans but Barbie's, like the confused babe she is, thinks she's hurting her and asks her
B: Am I hurting you
G:No , quite the opposite
B:*confused noises* You're hurting me ??
G: That's not what I meant
Sincerely, a fanfic reader that doesn't know how to write 😬