CANON
emily, looking through her clothes: has anyone seen my top? rossi: emily's in the kitchen. jj: very funny. i mean the short hot one with black- morgan: emily's in the kitchen.
Luke: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Emily... JJ: As you should be. Luke: No, for real, she's kind of- JJ: As. You. Should. Be.
I feel that a soulmate connection on any level is romantic. It may not be physically romantic but it is still inherently romantic. I think Ted and Rebecca by design have always been cosmically soulfully connected in ways that the universe was just not going to allow this time around uh life for them not to interact with each other. -Jason
That's some weird ass kink Ted but ok 🤔😂😏
1x1 | 3x10
jj: at what age do we consider a milf to be a milf regardless of whether they are indeed a mother??
emily: and who are you considering when you ask this question?
jj: ..you
Gunpowder Milkshake + letterboxd reviews
↳insp
The BAU Ladies get together for a movie night. They end up watching Magic Mike. They all notice Tito's resemblance to Alvez. Penelope can't look Alvez in the eyes the next day.
Garcia/Rossi(depending on the episode): When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Emily: I keep a list
JJ: Mine is by date
Tara: Severity
Luke: Mine's color-coded
If I had a nickel for every time Emily watching JJ and Will kiss, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. 🫠🤡
Better than the original
There’s some fluff, some smut, some angst, and some funny prompts all mashed up from a bunch of prompt lists I’ve found. Absolutely none of these prompts came from me, I just threw a bunch of ones I liked together.
“Come over here and make me.”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“I almost lost you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Kiss me.”
“It could be worse.”
“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
“Just once.”
“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
“Wanna dance?”
“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
“You did all of this for me?”
“I swear it was an accident.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
“I fucking hate you”
“He’s dead, again.”
“It’s hard to get used to…” “what is?” “Being someone that someone cares for…”
“The first time you smiled it felt like the universe aligned.”
“It hurts…” “what?” “Loving someone who doesn’t love you…”
“Let me do this, please.”
you’re not as funny as you think you are
i’m just getting comfy
just because you can doesn’t mean you should
how don’t you know the difference between your left and right?
thank you for being in my life
text me when you’re home
you are such a nerd
why are you so cold?
stop laughing at me
you were put on this earth to give me a headache
you’re ticklish
can we go home yet?
you are a terrible influence
one of us is clearly smarter than the other
you need some sleep
how have you survived this long by yourself?
are you just quoting song lyrics?
i’m only here for the dog
sleep is for the weak
that was you?
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“What? I have never-”
“I do not have an answer for you.”
“In my defense, I really wanted to.”
“At least I didn’t break any laws.”
“What did you do this time?”
“How do we get out?”
“I don’t hate you.”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Just marry me already.”
“Did I stutter?”
“Did I just say that out loud?”
“H-How long have you been standing there?”
“I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified to be honest.”
“Is that what you call an apology?”
“Is there anything you want to tell me?”
“Somebody’s in love!”
“Can I hold your hand?”
“There is no way this much stupid can fit inside one person.”
“I’m never leaving…I promise.”
“Uh, am I interrupting?”
“I like you, like like you like you.”
“Be my Valentine?”
“Can I kiss you?”
“God, I love you.”
“You’re so fucking cute.”
“Stop being a fucking prick.”
“Do you want me to stay?”
“You’re my everything.”
“I love seeing you smile.”
“i’ve been thinking about you all day.”
“ i can’t get enough of you.”
“i like being close to you. you’re warm.”
“i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know.”
“is this okay?”
“this is a one time thing.”
“you know where to find me.”
“you’re really good at that.”
“here’s my hotel room number.”
“don’t be shy now, sit on my face.”
“Wanna join?”
“Stop doing that”
“YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”
“If I ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, will you do it?”
“Don’t go on that date.” “Why?” “You know why.” “Say it.”
“ i think i might be in some kind of love with you.”
“say you want me, and i’m yours.”
“you need a place to stay for the night”
“i want to taste you”
“i love it when you talk dirty
“if you interrupt me one more time— so help me god”
“if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs”
“i don’t know what to do” “then let me teach you”
“i forgot my towel”
“this feels dirty” “that’s because it is”
“don’t cover you’re face, i want to see you”
“are you sure about this?”
“ive never wanted to fuck someone as badly as i want to fuck you rn”
“do you want help with that?”
“im going to fuck you until you forget that assholes name”
“bend over the desk love”
“is that my shirt?”
“my mother adores you.”
“is that a drawing of me?”
“i didn’t mean to say that but yeah, i love you.”
“i’ve never seen anyone look so cute and ridiculous at the same time.”
“stop looking at me like that!”
“i didn’t know you could sing.”
“you weren’t supposed to hear that!”
“you wrote me a song?”
“i’m not scared but if you are, you can hold my hand.”
“this isn’t adrenaline, i want to spend my life with you.”
“do you think of me when you touch yourself?”
“Take my jacket, it’s cold”
“My friends get annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimes”
“I’m not going anywhere”
“fuck you.” - “when?”
“no one’s ever made me feel like this.”
“here, let me help you.”
“we’re quite literally fugitives of the state.” - “so no pizza?”
“you’re insane.” - “people keep telling me that.”
“you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.”
“i told you i’d come home to you.”
“i’ll keep you safe.”
“i’ll spend a thousand lifetimes coming back to you.”
“i didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”
“please never stop smiling.”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“Shut up and take your pants off.”
“Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?”
“Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.”
“How are you this perfect?”
“I’ve waited so long for this.”
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
“Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
“Were you just masturbating?” “U-uh..no, I was just..” “Want some help?”
“Tell me again.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.” “Then do it.”
“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
“Stop distracting me.”
I have three modes of reading
Dont read
Read a 500 page book in a day
Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion
Now that there are more pics of the CM reboot, I want JJ to be the first one to comment on Garvez
I had a thought,,,
reblog to make Garvez canon in the reboot
when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
Me manifesting jemily in season 16 🙏🏻😂
Sam: So… I’ve seen that you’ve been spending a lot of time with Kara recently.
Lena: No, Sam, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.
Sam: (scoffs) Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Lena: No! You’re the only one for me!
Sam: Is that so?
Lena: I promise! Kara and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.
Sam: So there’s no best-friends-feelings involved?
Lena: You’re still my one and only best friend. She’s just the love of my life; nothing more.
Sam: But I’m still the platonic love of your life?
Lena: Of course bro!
Sam: Bro…
Kara: (realising that both the woman she loves and her best friend are idiots) What the…?
Lena : I promise to always be by your side
Kara : Aw
Lena : Or under you or on top
Kara : Lenaaa
Alex : Dude , I'm right here 🤦🏻♀️
Kara : Well, Lena and I finally did it!
The rest of the Superfriends : *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Kara : That's right... we kissed!
JJ: I, Jennifer, take the Emily
Everyone:
Emily: *gasps*
JJ: I- uh ...
Morgan *mumbling*: Holy shit !!!
Emily *whispering*: Do you think I should go up there ??
Morgan: Dude ...
Emily: What ? She said MY name
emily prentiss pictures I've never seen before that I knew we would all greatly appreciate
JJ has been shipping Garvez since day 1 and you can't change my mind