Bro…can We Talk About How Similar Peter Parker And Percy Jackson Are??? Like, Honestly:

bro…can we talk about how similar peter parker and percy jackson are??? like, honestly:

-both accidentally blew up a national monument -both are surviving (mostly) on luck -both are devastatingly loyal to their friends/family -the pUNS -the hUMOR -both are literal living breathing forms of the ‘i-came-out-to-have-a-good-time-and-am-honestly-feeling-so-attacked-rn’ meme -both can speak a different language fluently -both live in nyc -their dads are distant dudes but really do care for them and want to just see them reach their full potential (tony stark is peter’s unofficial dad fIGHT ME) -can kickass and are badass -both have a best friend who seems dorky in physicality but is actually the best -both are school delinquents -both have a single, motherly-figure raising them whom they would die for and vice versa (and lowkey tho…does anyone else picture marisa tomei as the perfect sally jackson or is that just me…???) -have weird food obsessions (i.e. peters love for the sandwich shop and percy’s love of blue food) -were both offered amazing positions (percy a god and peter an avenger) and both turned them down -both have extraordinary powers -both are still teenagers