This Is So In Character.. I CAN’T EVEN

Loki: *does literally anything ever*

Me:

Eddie: * putting on a shirt*

Venom: take it off!

Eddie:What’s matter?

Venom: we don’t like it!

Eddie: oh. * takes off one shirt and puts on another* better?

Venom: * frustrated growling*

Shuri: *eats a cinnamon roll*

Peter: Cannibalism

Shuri:

This exchange! 😍

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.

do you ever stop to think that tony stark had a daughter? like. tony stark. had a daughter. tony stark was a dad. the narcissistic i-don’t-play-well-with-others reckless chaotic playboy became a dad. more than that, he became the softest kind of dad, the kind that talks to their kids with a gentle tone but still manages to make it sound loving, not patronizing. the kind of dad that drops everything, no matter how important (like, i don’t know, the solution to the death of half of the world’s population), to tuck his kid into bed. the kind of dad that goes teary eyed hearing his kid saying she loves him. he finally understood what it was like to love and be loved unconditionally, what it was like to become the best version of yourself for someone, and i, for one, am devastated just thinking about it

this video of chris as old steve exists and i’m pretty sure i’m having a stroke bc of how much i’m laughing

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Bad Guy: We have your kid.

Tony: What makes you think this kid is ours?

Bad guy: He keeps making vine references and won't shut up about Star Wars.

Stephen: Tony...he has our kid.

Tony: Yeah okay...which one?

Bad guy: Uhh...he has brown hair?

Stephen: You have to be more specific than that.

Bad guy: He also keeps mentioning how his mom is going to come down on us like a raging inferno.

Tony & Stephen: You have Peter.