Ironfam

THIS. THIS IS THE MOMENT. THIS IS WHEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH BUCKY. He is FUCKING TERRIFIED that the Winter Soldier is going to come out. That he will be made to hurt or kill people.  Sebastian’s little lip quiver is a masterpiece of acting.

Peter Parker

If you mother effers, I'M TALKING TO YOU MARVEL, think for a SECOND that Pepper Potts will not defend her husband's son from the Daily Bugle....

Venoms things to do list

-kiss Eddie

-ask Eddie for tater tots

-ask Eddie for chocolate

-ask Eddie for bacon

-ask Eddie for kisses

- separate heads in one pile, body’s in the other

-ask Eddie for tater-tots, wrapped in ba on and covered in chocolate

- love eddie already love eddie

Shuri: This is the year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water.

Shuri: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay but you’re on fucking thin ice.

Peter: I eat the powder straight from the pack.

Shuri: …..

Shuri: Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was?

Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!

Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.

Tony: The fucking fridge.

t’challa, in his suit, holding his hand out: pleased to meet yo-

peter, grabbing his hand: :000 toe beans!!

shuri: !!!!!!

peter: !!!!!!!!

t’challa: why

for some reason i have this weird headcanon peter always calls tony his friend to annoy him?? like peter is late to school one day because he spent the night at the tower and he, tony, and rhodey stayed up watching star wars and didn’t go to bed until like three am, so tony has to go sign peter in and beg the school not to let may parker know her nephew missed his first two classes and when they get there the office ladies are like ?? shook ?? bc thats TONY STARK ?? so they ask peter ‘uh whos this’ and peter, who has this starbucks drink with so much whipped cream on it and is wearing either one of tony or rhodeys mit sweatshirts, he can’t remember but it’s comfortable and plays into his aesthetic, just nonchalantly goes 'oh. this is my friend, tony. you know him?’ and tony looks up from where he’s signing the little sheet thing and glares at peter with a look that screams what did you just say?? i am your FUCKING FATHER FIGU- MENTOR I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SUIT YOUNG MAN

A Mood

I know that Eddie and Venom's relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

Venom: "E D D I E"

Venom: "We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie."

Venom: "Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines."

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: "I have an interview at 9 AM --"

Venom: "WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES."

Venom: "OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT."