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This exchange! đ
Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!
Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.
Tony: The fucking fridge.
Loki: *finishes eating a banana* *drops the banana peel on the ground and walks way*
Peter: *innocently walking to the Avengers Tower* *slips on banana peel* *does a backflip and saves himself* *keeps walking*
Peter: *sighs with relief* That was closeâ *walks into a bunch of garbage bins*
Flash Thompson talking to Spider-Man vs him talking to Peter Parker
The plot of literally every âPeter Parker goes on a field trip to Stark Industriesâ fanfic.
If SM:FFH doesnât have a scene where Flash finds out âPenis Parkerâ is The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman aka the hero heâs been crushing on then whatâs the point
I wonder if Peter and his friends ever just start talking shit about Spider-Man around Flash to rile him up and see how angry and passionate they can get him?
âDid you see J. Jonah Jamesonâs latest article about Spider-Man?â
âYeah, he made some great points about vigilantism and how irresponsible Spider-Man isâ
Flash:
MJ, probably: you have to get over this spider-man crush
Flash: I can't! He's just so cool and he probably looks super hot-
Flash: *sees Peter take of the spider-man mask*
Flash: Over it
Flash: (internally) not over it
you can see tony look to his hand, expecting to be dusted next. the disappointment when he realises he gets to live is crushing me
*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that heâs dating spiderman*
ned: spiderman wouldnât even breathe in your direction, flash
flash: whatâs your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans
peter:
the b in peter b parker doesnât stand for benjamin it stands for beautiful change my mind
as an aspiring actor, i have a few things i wanna say. people who make videos/posts saying
âiTâs cAlLeD aCtInG fOr a ReAsOnâ
to argue that cis people can play trans roles (e.g. a cis woman playing a trans man) knows nothing about fucking acting in the first place. stay in your lane.
yâall need to understand what a CASTING TYPE is, and what is so important about a CASTING ROLE. this means what kind of person you can play. yes, acting can mean you can become ANYONEâŠ.when itâs relevant to do so. it is not for the majority of camera work- for film and tv (and even lot of live theatre also) it is obviously a VERY image based industry, because the acting required is VERY naturalistic.
when working in this way, which is what we are USED to seeing all the time, the people cast in those roles are cast for a reason. because they fit the description. and BECAUSE they fit the description, they are able to do a lot more internal work which therefore ENHANCES their performance to make it more believable. SHOCKING, RIGHT???
say if you are auditioning for a part that REQUIRES you to be a very tall natural redheaded girl, a short-statured, bearded man would not get that part. why?
BECAUSE HE DOES NOT FIT THE CASTING ROLE.
if a role requires you to be an elderly black man, would a 20 year old white man get the part? NO! if a role requires you to be a chubby person 5â6 or under and someone with a gym-built body type tries to audition, are they gonna get the part? NO!
the role descriptions are there to portray a character as ACCURATELY as possible. this is why representation is important.
so when you cast trans people in those roles they are not only making everybodyâs job easier, but you are allowing a character to BE that character, not to imitated, to BE!!!
when you cast a cis person as a trans character, you are sending the message that trans people are not trans, they are cis people pretending to be/dressing like the opposite gender, which is what you CHOOSE to portray on screen. which IS NOT RIGHT in any way. trans men are men. trans women are women. non binary people EXIST. stop erasing our identities because of your laziness and ignorance.
i canât stress this enough. let trans people play trans people.
(so I took a screenshot of the ask bc I didnât want the st*rk*r mention to filter this into their nasty ass tag)
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The spell isnât supposed to turn people into teenagers. Itâs meant to turn them into the people they were when they were at their loneliest point in life.
For Tony, this was when he was 15, after graduating from Andover and before heading to MIT where he met Rhodey in their shared freshman dorm. When he didnât have any peers to spend time with and before he started going out to parties to drown his feelings in sex and alcohol.
So after the Avengers get a passed out teenage Tony back to the tower, they try to figure out what their next steps are. Strange and Wong go off to figure out how to revert the spell, and the rest of the team is left to try and wrangle a teenaged version of Tony who theyâre sure would be rowdy and bratty as hell.
Except Tony starts to wake up after a little while, and they can see immediately that heâs distressed. He doesnât scream, he doesnât yell. Tony looks afraid, like he wants to cry, but he holds it in and softly says instead, âIf youâre hoping for my dad to pay the ransom, he wont.â
Thatâs when the team realizes that Tony doesnât have any of his adult memories and that he thinks heâs been kidnapped, which apparently has happened enough times that heâs resigned to it, which, what the fuck.
Immediately, they fall all over themselves to rush to Tony and let him know that heâs okay, he hasnât been kidnapped, theyâre the Avengers, he can trust them, theyâll take care of him.
They figure that since this isnât time travel, itâs safe for them to let Tony know what happened. Steve and Nat explain that Tonyâs been placed under a spell (âMagic is real?!â), that theyâre all friends with adult Tony (âIâm friends with Captain America?!â), that they all work together as Avengers (âIâm a superhero when Iâm older?!â) and that theyâre trying their best to figure out how to fix this.
Tonyâs a smart guy, of course, so he quickly figures out that theyâre telling the truth and goes along with it.
Which is great! But still, they donât really know how to deal with a teenager, especially one who doesnât act anything like they expect him to. Heâs just so quiet and he seems like heâs on edge all the time, as if he isnât sure how to act around adults.
So they figure, maybe Tony just needs someone his own age to hang out with so he can feel more comfortable in his environment. They call up Peter the next day and ask him to come over to the tower. Peter shows up and they hit it off immediately, because Peterâs smart and he knows how to get through with Tony no matter his age â with a science joke.
By then, Strange has already contacted the team and let them know that as long as they manage to keep Tony healthy and happy, the spell should wear off within 5-6 days. Peter suggests, hey, maybe Tony can come with me to school for a week! And the Avengers are like, oh thank god, yes, good idea, do that.
Peter gets a visitor pass for Tony and they spend the next week together. Tony goes with Peter to all his classes and sits next to him and itâs just so strange to him because heâs never actually had a real high school experience before. He never had a friend to sit with at lunch, never was part of an extracurricular where all the other students were happy to have him contribute. Throughout the week, Tony starts to open up more and comes out of his shell a little bit.
When theyâre hanging out together, Peter and Tony tend to bring out the troublemaker in each other. Suddenly, Peterâs having more âlab accidentsâ and he canât stop bursting out into laughter when heâs doing presentations. Tony and Ned team up to take out Peter during dodgeball in gym class. Peter and MJ trick Tony into volunteering to help at the charity holiday basketball tournament at the end of the week. They all skip decathlon practice one day and go out for froyo instead.
Friday rolls around and Tony and Peter have just walked into the elevator at the tower when suddenly Tony passes out cold. Peter panics and calls the rest of the Avengers, and together they get Tony onto the living room couch. Once heâs settled, they watch as teenage Tony slowly transforms back into adult Tony.
Tony wakes up and immediately gets rushed to the medbay for Bruce and Strange to check him out, make sure that heâs 100% okay and that there arenât any lingering side effects from the spell. He doesnât get a chance to say anything to Peter before theyâre ushering him through the door, but he can see the dejected way Peterâs looking down at the floor.
PeterâsâŠsad. He had forgotten for a while that Tony wasnât actually a teenager, and that this was only temporary. He and Tony had become really close throughout the week, bonded in a way that they werenât able to before. And now it feels sort of like heâs lost a friend. He goes home and tries to ignore how upset heâs feeling, drowning out his sorrows in homework and Netflix instead.
The next day while theyâre setting up their booth at the holiday tournament, MJ asks Peter, âIs Tony coming?â
Peter stumbles a bit and stutters out, âOh uh, he, uh, heâs notââ
Before he could finish, Tony Stark walks through the doors and makes a beeline towards MJ and Peter. He stops in front of them and he says, âAlright, you trickass bitches got me to volunteer. So what do I need to do?â
MJ doesnât even miss a beat. She shoves a packet of balloons and helium tank at Tony and says, âGet to it, weirdo.â
Tony sucks in a mouthful of helium and responds, âYes, maâam!â and he sounds so ridiculous, looks so proud of himself, that Peter canât stop himself from breaking out into giggles.
Peter thought Tony wouldnât remember, or that he wouldnât really care now that he was an adult again, but of course he should have known better than to underestimate the man he calls a hero and a mentor.
Loki: *does literally anything ever*
Me:
Shuri: *eats a cinnamon roll*
Peter: Cannibalism
Shuri:
sometimes iâll forget these are just made up and iâll be watching a marvel movie expecting this to be real. like tony is really peterâs dad and him and aunt may see these badass tagteam parents and sometimes uncle steve and uncle bucky or aunt nat and mr. loki babysit him and then i remember that lokiâs dead, spider manâs dead, buckyâs dead and i kinda just wanna dead
you know?
broâŠcan we talk about how similar peter parker and percy jackson are??? like, honestly:
-both accidentally blew up a national monument -both are surviving (mostly) on luck -both are devastatingly loyal to their friends/family -the pUNS -the hUMOR -both are literal living breathing forms of the âi-came-out-to-have-a-good-time-and-am-honestly-feeling-so-attacked-rnâ meme -both can speak a different language fluently -both live in nyc -their dads are distant dudes but really do care for them and want to just see them reach their full potential (tony stark is peterâs unofficial dad fIGHT ME) -can kickass and are badass -both have a best friend who seems dorky in physicality but is actually the best -both are school delinquents -both have a single, motherly-figure raising them whom they would die for and vice versa (and lowkey thoâŠdoes anyone else picture marisa tomei as the perfect sally jackson or is that just meâŠ???) -have weird food obsessions (i.e. peters love for the sandwich shop and percyâs love of blue food) -were both offered amazing positions (percy a god and peter an avenger) and both turned them down -both have extraordinary powers -both are still teenagers
for some reason i have this weird headcanon peter always calls tony his friend to annoy him?? like peter is late to school one day because he spent the night at the tower and he, tony, and rhodey stayed up watching star wars and didnât go to bed until like three am, so tony has to go sign peter in and beg the school not to let may parker know her nephew missed his first two classes and when they get there the office ladies are like ?? shook ?? bc thats TONY STARK ?? so they ask peter âuh whos thisâ and peter, who has this starbucks drink with so much whipped cream on it and is wearing either one of tony or rhodeys mit sweatshirts, he canât remember but itâs comfortable and plays into his aesthetic, just nonchalantly goes 'oh. this is my friend, tony. you know him?â and tony looks up from where heâs signing the little sheet thing and glares at peter with a look that screams what did you just say?? i am your FUCKING FATHER FIGU- MENTOR I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SUIT YOUNG MAN
Scott: Look, I might not be a saint, but itâs not like Iâve killed anybody. Iâm not an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Hope: Okay, thatâs really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu
Once Upon A Deadpool | dir. David Leitch
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