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Infinity war spoilers with no context

UGH HIS SMILE😍😍😍😍

New Yorkers during Infinity War be like 

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Oh my gosh! I love this!

Thor: The Dark World (deleted scene)  

Tony on his computer: Hey Pepper?

Pepper: If you’re gonna ask me if Peter would like one of those giant stuffed animals you got me the answer is no he wouldn’t

Tony: ….

Tony adding it to his cart: No I’m pretty sure he’ll like it

this is a good year

you hold your child as tight as you can. [then push away the unimaginable.]

Shuri: name one mean thing I have done or said ever

Peter: you convinced me eggs weren’t real

Erik: Agent Ross! Truth or Dare!

Agent Ross: Truth!

Erik: [serious] Was the moon landing of 1969 faked?

Agent Ross: What?

Erik: Answer the question Agent.

T'Challa: Everett! What are you doing tomorrow?

Ross: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

I’m gonna FLEX SEAL your mouth shut.

Shuri to Peter, probably.

Tony: hey son, heard you got an A+

Tony: *reaches hand in pocket* oh-oh what’s this? *pulls out a thumbs up* Tony: haha good job buddy

Peter: hahahahaihateyou

Shuri, poking T'challa: soft and squishy, soft squishy,

T'challa: *activates Panther Suit*

Shuri, only a little bit surprised, continuing to Poke: shARP AND POINTY sharp and poi-

T'challa: *deactivates panther suit*

Shuri, still poking: soft and squishy soft and squishy,

Peter: I don’t know how much you know about space, but me? I’m a fucking master. Ask me anything about space.

Shuri: Is it big?

Peter: Probably.

T'Challa: I never freeze

Okoye & Shuri:

*T’challa and Nakia at a private dinner*

Nakia: I’m sorry T’challa I have an emergency mission I have to go

T’challa: Don’t worry about it it’s fine

*ten seconds later*

T’challa: I can hear you breathing and yes you can come out and finish her food

*Shuri, MJ, Peter and Ned bust out of the closet and begin devouring her food*

Shuri: Thank god we were so hungry

Peter: It tastes like fruit loops

M’Baku: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren’t you?

Erik: As the defending champion, are you nervous?

[Bucky and T'Challa are watching a movie while Steve and Tony go about doing their own thing]

T'Challa: [hears the noise Steve and Tony are making upstairs] What’s going on?

Bucky: Ugh, it’s fine don’t worry about them.

T'Challa: Are you sure? It sounds like it’s serious or something.

Bucky: This happens every time, I’ll just put the volume up.

[Later]

T'Challa, starting to get worried: James, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.

Bucky: [sighs and gets up] Come with me.

[In front of Steve and Tony’s, unfortunately, shared room]

Bucky: Go ahead, listen in.

T'Challa, hesitantly: Okay?

[Inside their room]

Steve: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: BET ME BITCH!

Steve: I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!

Tony: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Steve: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!

Tony: WELL, I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME!

[Outside their room]

Bucky: [punctuates each word by banging on the door] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

t’challa, in his suit, holding his hand out: pleased to meet yo-

peter, grabbing his hand: :000 toe beans!!

shuri: !!!!!!

peter: !!!!!!!!

t’challa: why

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!

Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Shuri: Why are you asking me?

Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’

Shuri: you know when you breathe oxygen and it’s like *EXHALE*

Shuri: then it’s like *INHALE*

Shuri: AND YOU LIVE?!?!

Peter: ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

Shuri: This is the year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water.

Shuri: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay but you’re on fucking thin ice.

Peter: I eat the powder straight from the pack.

Shuri: …..

Shuri: Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was?

Thanos: Say goodbye to your precious city!

Tony: [Pulls out giant blaster] Goodbye! [pulls trigger]

Peter & Shuri: [in 2 part harmony] Mmm whatcha say, oh that you only meant well. Well of course you did! Mmm whatcha say...

Shuri: I have no idea who took your last pizza slice

T'challa:

T'challa: he’s on the ceiling isn’t he

The Meme Bros™️: Playdate

Peter, in a high voice, holding a Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off? Going back to school and starting my career?

Shuri, in a deep voice, holding a Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Okoye: Kids, what are you playing?

Shuri: Systemic Opression.

Shuri: *eats a cinnamon roll*

Peter: Cannibalism

Shuri: