eddie brock: ooo slime
eddie brock: *goes to play with slime*
venom: hi eddie
eddie brock: wtf
if there will be a venom movie sequel, eddie needs to call venom love or dear at least every other sentence, otherwise whats the point
The first time Eddie sees Venom’s face he leans closer to ask questions and the first time he sees Riot’s face he screams and calls it ugly so
Dan: Oh hey Eddie see you drinking protein shakes.
Eddie: Huh? Oh no this isn't protein shake it's chocolate milk. Venom asked for this.
Anne: Hey Eddie, me and Dan were going to the aquarium but something came up. Do you want the tickets?
Venom: Y E S
Eddie: Ah sorry I can't go.
Anne: Really why?
Eddie: Well uh I kinda got banned.
Anne: oh my god...
Eddie: yeah because SOMEONE just had to jump in the giant snow crab tank
Venom: They were good crab Eddie, don't lie to yourself
I will not be taking any questions at this time.
Venom: I'm a bad motherfucker mmkay? I'll eat HER head, I'll eat HIS head, I'll eat MY OWN head. I don't care about anything or anyone so fuck this planet and fuck you in particular you're sushi for the taking
Eddie: *walks in, stumbles and falls flat on his face*
Venom:
Venom: Look I'm the softest bitch you'll ever meet all I wanna do is eat chocolate marry this human trashbag over there and have like six kids
Venom: Goodbye Eddie…
Eddie: NO!! VENOM!!!!
my best friend, in the theatre, fucking destroyed: Oh. It was a love story.
There was absolutely no reason Venom had to make out with Eddie to transfer back to him, he just wanted to and that’s the tea
And Eddie’s reaction??? Instantly down and super into it
Eddie: “Be honest what really made you come around?”
Venom: “You, Eddie!”
Me:
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Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys
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“Carol falls down all the time, but she always gets back up — we say that about Captain America as well, but Captain America gets back up because it’s the right thing to do. Carol gets back up because ‘Fuck you.’“ - Kelly Sue DeConnick on Carol Danvers (x)
Captain Marvel (2019)
Peter, you don’t need to study, you’re like the smartest guy I’ve ever met.
“The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.”
-Robert Frost
Thank you to whoever made this im so excited
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True story: guys online are actually complaining that Captain Marvel doesn’t smile in the trailer.
it became harder and harder.
Zendaya on whether ignorance is truly bliss
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THIS. THIS IS THE MOMENT. THIS IS WHEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH BUCKY. He is FUCKING TERRIFIED that the Winter Soldier is going to come out. That he will be made to hurt or kill people. Sebastian’s little lip quiver is a masterpiece of acting.
i really can’t get over this cute dork
..also me at life
HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW STEVE LOOKING OVER AT HIM. THE FUCK- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE- HE’S LIKE “I’m so over this shit, just wanted to eat my damn fruit in peace, Steve”
Mate, his smile is brighter than the damn christmas tree
When your crush gets a haircut but they keep being hot af