an AU where neil doesn’t play exy professionally but instead somehow lands a job as a commentator….
he is obviously terrible at being impartial. every time andrew is playing it’s just:
“minyard just stared down the referee for calling a foul. the ref immediately reconsidered. fascinating display of psychological warfare.”
“some say he’s the best goalkeeper of his generation. they’re correct.”
and when Kevin is playing:
“Day takes the shot... and scores. i’m sure he’ll be insufferable about it for the next decade.”
“a near miss from Kevin. don’t worry, he’s probably already coming up with a 45-minute PowerPoint on how the court dimensions were off by 0.03 inches.”
raven andreil for a sketch req 🐦⬛
"Minyards don't get any higher than rock bottom." Aaron said, but the Mackenzie-Minyards became doctors at the top of their respective fields and the Minyard-Jostens became household names after their first Olympics.
Christmas goose
its so funny to me that atsushis pic was in the newspaper like hes kinda locally famous
i mean im sure with teh shit yokohama sees tehy move on from one event to the other real quick, but its funny to imagine atsushi as some type of local celeb like he gets recognized on the street and shit
becuz akutagawa's face is plastered on local police stations all the time
and sskk r besties; like i know wan and anthology arent canon but i feel like them running into each other all the time pretty much is like akutagawas always there
anywho
so its so funny to imagine ppl being like 'whale hero guy hanging out with a MAFIOSO??'
and atsushi is like 'uhh thats not akutagawa the rabid dog of the mafia thats akutagawa the not-rabid-dog-of-the-mafia'
citizen: ...
atsushi: also we're not hanging out; i hate him, he hates me; id die for him, he'd die for me; sometimes we accidentally meet up and go shopping or take a walk and stuff like that. but we're not friends. like i think he's the coolest person ever but he's also a little bitch.
The Two-faced Secretary.
I saw a post that said “if inside out was filmed in my head” and it was a pic of the rtc cast but I can’t find it anymore so pretend like I’m reblogging it:
Ah yes, the 6 core emotions: Annoying, gay, kinky, insecure, cryptid, and Ukranian
And honestly THIS got me screaming and squeaking in ukrainian
Yulia Tymoshenko is questionable political figure in general btw just saying. But she's also more often than not becomes a victim to ukrainian meme space so it is just one of the moments why it is so wow to see her being mentioned in the musical.
Sidenote: shared ukrainian gen z childhood experience was to root for and to ask adults to vote for her just because she's the only woman (can't say for everyone but it's very close)
Why on Earth I just find out that one of the main characters in rtc is ukrainian? I am not into musicals ofc but my online chronic life should have done its job. And it finally did! My ukrainian heart just Sdaghajabzhsjajsbzbusjajaaj
'who are they?' 'the monsters.'
twilight!au
If their association status ever changed to something more amiable, Dongsik continuing to call Inwoo Inwoo-yah is more realistic than him starting to call him Inwoo hyung—because, in their case, their dynamic is more important than their age.
Inwoo: [notices Jongwoo's bracelet]
Inwoo: You two are preposterous.
Moonjo: Usually these words mean nothing, but coming from you is almost laughable.
Inwoo: Shut up. I'm not gonna explain myself again.
Jongwoo: What are you two talking about?
Moonjo: His shameful secret.
Inwoo: It's not-
Moonjo: Inwoo is preparing a gift for someone. Jagi, you remember that writer you met before?
Jongwoo: Who?
Jongwoo: Wait... Yook Dongsik?!
Jongwoo: You kidding? Him? Them? How!?
Inwoo, interrupting them: It's not a gift! Moonjo is stupid and understood it all wrong.
Moonjo: Really? [in his most patronizing tone] Would you mind showing it to us then? So there are no more misunderstandings.
Inwoo: [angrily leads the way to his study]
Inwoo: [pulls a curtain previously covering a wall]
Inwoo: I don't expect you lowlife morons to understand, but this here is my project. A deadly trap, divided in seventy-five stages, each one harder to crack than the one before. It's designed to be torturous. So diabolical that anyone trapped in it would wish me dead and wish to die a thousand times a day.
Inwoo: [shows the wall completely covered from top to bottom with scribbled papers, post-its, images, red strings, textures, drawings, long calculations, mini lists titled "what Dongsik would do here", and more]
Jongwoo: Wow.
Inwoo: Right, it's really impres-
Jongwoo: It's just like the escape rooms Dongsik loves, but in larger scale.
Inwoo: What? No-
Jongwoo: What a nice gift, Inwoo-ssi. I'm sure he's gonna enjoy it.
Inwoo: For the last time, it's NOT a gift. And it's not supposed to be enjoyable. He will hate me even more after this. He may even die before it ends. It's not for his enjoyment, it's for mine!
Moonjo, pointing at something on the wall: Why is there a fire extinguisher in the scenario of stage twenty-eight?
Inwoo: For safety.
Moonjo: Safety?
Inwoo: Yes. And don't look at me like that. It would be stupid to let him die by accident in a fire, with so many more interesting stages after this one.
Jongwoo, squinting his eyes: There is also an antidote available in the poisonous stage...?
Inwoo: In case he chooses wrong and eats the wrong sweet, yes- But there is a charade to get that, it's not for free. What is so difficult to understand here?
Inwoo: [angrily puts curtain back in place]
Inwoo: You two lack VISION. Get out.
Jongwoo: What happened after you guys killed for the first time?
Dongsik: I didn't.
Eve: She shot me.
Will: We sort of adopted a teenager.
Eve: That doesn't sound so bad?
Will: He later made me think I've killed her.
Dongsik: Oh. Mine let me think I've killed people too.
Dongsik: He framed me for his crimes and let me go to prison.
Will: Been there. I hope you gave him jail time too.
Dongsik: Sure did!
Eve: What about you, Jongwoo?
Jongwoo: He framed himself for my crimes and we made the police think I killed him in self-defense so none of us would go to prison.
Will: That's clever.
Will: I jumped off a cliff with mine.
Eve: That's stupid.
Will: I know.
— I know it was all based on a misunderstanding... But I lived as the Predator Killer for a while.
— Yes, that's right. You're probably the person who knows him best.
Episode 9: everyone thinks Director Seo is infatuated with Dong-sik
Video description: one of Dong-sik's coworkers tells him that he needs to be appreciated by his superiors, right before Dong-sik gets a called from Director Seo, who wants to get dinner with him at his father's restaurant. Everyone watches as he leaves to take the call. In the next scene, Dong-sik's father boasts about his meat, before the other members of the family come to compliment Director Seo, before Dong-sik insists that they leave.
Main difference between In-woo and Dong-sik is actually that In-woo doesn't mentally torture his victims first
"You know how to clean up a crime scene but not how to wash the fucking dishes ?!?
...
How is that even possible?! "
The End
btw is having an author/writer character in a psychological/thriller drama mandatory? specifically yoon jong woo and yook dong sik
"parallels" (idk what words mean) between seo inwoo and seo moonjo
1. pretty red lighting
2. having rooftops meet-cute
3. shushing people
4. when bae (tries to) commits manslaughter <3
5. disturbing the peace/people in cars
6. probably wouldn't know personal space even if it hit him in the face
7. very happy person
8. tells a guy how much he cares about another dude before beating up the guy with a random item, as one does
9. asks someone out for drinks 😔 gets rejected 😔
10. always assume that he is there. he probably is.
11. they have their own creepy little music! (not sure if it's their theme song or smth but it shows up a lot around them)
Dongsik: I'm your favorite person :)
Inwoo:... And you're pleased? How delusional, Yook Dongsik. Don't you know that's the worst thing that could have ever happened to you?
Dongsik: Yes, but it's also the worst thing that could have happened to you.
Inwoo:
Dongsik: :)
I want "Neil died in Baltimore" Andrew and "The Moriyamas killed Andrew as a warning" Neil to meet
Has this been done before?
Stay with the one who looks at you like Moonjo looks at Jongwoo ❤️
Because we deserve no less ;)
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