She Backed That Ass Up Like A Local Disk

Free* House!!!!!

(*one (1) savage beating per month)

if those japanese cartoons are right, getting taken prisoner by elves is one of gods greatest gifts

hannah montana linux is secular temple os

*rhetorically* why tf is this wierd app so wierd?

one must imagine sisyphus grinding skins in call of duty

computer. good vibes, man.

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

call me lee harvey oswald the way my head is life changing

*my dad, taking about going to the symphony*: … it’s like going to a punk show. everyone’s gotta do it at least once.

rolling down the street, nixon tapes on full blast with the bass all the way up

tech bro stuck on the freeway in a phone call be like: “traffic is bearish today, boss”