Reblog If You’ve Read Fanfictions That Are More Professional, Better Written Than Some Actual Novels.

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

My childhood was pretty gay.

Liana and Alexa from Barbie and the Diamond Castle are in love and here’s the proof

So, a bit of background first. I used to be obsessed with the Barbie movies when I was younger, just like everybody else my age. From time to time, I catch myself re watching a few of them, such as the Magic of Pegasus and Mermaidia, which were my favorites. However, last night I decided to go for a different one, and I’m glad I did. I only watched Barbie and the Diamond Castle once when I was a kid. My scarce recollection of it was about two girls who sold flowers and ate bread from their cabinets and eventually found a castle in a lake. But, upon re watching it, I now understand that it is so much more. 

I started taking notes originally just as a joke, but I’m actually 100% serious at this point. Also, it’s probably easiest to understand this if you are at least somewhat familiar with the movie, or you could watch it alongside my notes as I will be going in chronological order. But you do you.

My interpretation of Liana and Alexa’s relationship as more than just friends is under the read more because this is going to get really long. My notes were 1.1k words, but this is about 3k words. Also, expect too many commas, italics, and low quality pictures.

Seguir leyendo

trans men:

are men

dont have to bind, change their pronouns/name, take t, or have any surgeries

dont have to dress or act masculine

can be any sexuality

are still men

Art.

when u try to write a 1115 fanfic but too sleepy to actually write it properly

‘Why does everyone think I’m gay??“ Uno whined, as he kept making weird gay noises

he rolled to jyugo, expectin a legit answer from that sensitive lil shit, but all juuGO did was showin an annoying smirk

"I dunno, ask hajime”

“it’s like u ask me to kill myself” uNO is anGERY, he stood uP fRom his sEat then leans closer to his future babejyu motherfucking go “Hun let’s find out now”

as an inexperienced angsty teenager, jyugois le surprised when uno put his hand around him

jyugo is no gay. at least he thought he no gay

but uno’s sudden hug made him realize

hE gaY 4 UunO

“bitch dont” jyugo refused, pushed uno 2 kilometers away- breaking the door and the walls with his inhuman supapawaa

“bABE WHY’” Uno YyellEd agAiN

“i duNNO” jyUgO anSweREd

they can see hajimeme coming from da west side of da building, carrying his loli little brother-

oh u thought he was a she?

bitch pls

“KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER” MitsUrU appeRed ouTtA nowhere with his mic screaming bullshit

nIkO and rOkkU WEreDErE the whole timE, waITING FOR SUM YAOI BULLSHIT, SCREMS “JUST FUCK ALREADY”

“gUYS NO I THOUGHT THIS STORY IS GONNA BE HEARTWARMING” unO whIneD ONcE agAIN, tRYIn to gET uP from JyugO’s bitch pusH

“THIS iS nAnbAKa, YOOOOO” mITSUrUThrew his mic to uno sexy face makes hem bleeds every whiere

“I HAte yOu guYS” UNO SSCREaMS

“wELL wE hAtE yOu TOO”

uno, crying “wHAT?”

to his supurais, turois is stand dere, feelin he’s the sexiest motherfucker alive

which is not

the sexiest motherfucker is donaldduck

“This fight is pathetic. I won’t even consider this as a fight. It’s just a silly love quarrel.” turois being a fucking genious once again

“maMA TROISE hELP JYUGO REJECTED MEEEE” unoscremliek a lil biatch

“Hush, don’t worry, child. You know what to do.” mama tururuoispattedsuno’s bleeding coconut head “fuCKING THROW A BOMB AT HIM” turuoiS gAve sUm bOmBAS

“mOM NO”

“MOM YES”

“thAT’S IT IM CALLING GRANDMA AND PAPI”

“SHIT DONT CALL THEM”

“HOneYYYyYYyy, kIJI-SanNNNNNn”

“chILD NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME IF THEY KNOW I PLAY WITH FIRE”

jyugo woke up, thinking how the fuck did he pass out by pushin some bitchy boi bit nvm dat this is motherfucking nanbaka

“holy shit” jyugo says. “I gotta save uno” he says

but then he realizes he gayed

da thing is he wanna savsunO as a fwend but he had this ‘burning’ feelin inside him when he thinks of uno

musashi get out

“oh shit I’m gay” he snapped

hE TURNS HIS FUCKNGH ARMS TO MOTHEEFUCKING BLADES AND THE N TWEY CHOWPPED THEIR FCUKING HAIRS THEYALL GO BALD EXWCEPT UNO

AND HAJIMEME

“back off bitches” he sassED “datsmai boi ur messing with”

“ohshit” says everyone

hajimem is dere, crying, why the fuck am I bald from the start, he mumbles

“move, I’m gay” jyugo the petty motherfucker pushed hajime away

hajims wanna pumchs his backu but he too amaZeD by jyugo’s motherfucking reD sparkles

jyugo is in front of another sexy motherfucker, uno

“you, me, bed, now”

and then they fucked and it was beautiful.

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

me, introducing people to my blog: here at my blog, we like to keep the gay to the maximum

Te odio, y gracias.

Te odio, realmente te odio.

¿Por qué?

Porque me hiciste amarte.

Por eso te odio.

Prometiste que estarías siempre junto a mí.

Que no me harías lo mismo que todos los demás.

¿Cuán poco valen las promesas para tí?

¿Cuán poco vale mi corazón para tí?

Me ilusionaste, como solo un primer amor puede hacerlo.

Jugaste conmigo como todos los demás ya lo hicieron.

Ingenuamente creí en tus palabras.

Ingenuamente no dudé tus "Te quiero".

Te ofrecí el más puro de los afectos.

Que estúpida fuí al creer que era un sentimiento recíproco.

Que estúpida e ingenua.

Pasada yo, realmente me das pena.

Te aprovechaste de un vulnerable corazón.

Que solo quería, en medio de tanto sufrimiento y dolor.

Un poco, aunque sea una sola pizca.

De lo que es el amor.

Aunque... La verdad es que no puedo culparte.

Es decir, sólo mírame.

Dime con sinceridad, con tantos defectos...

¿En serio alguien podría amarme?

No, claro que no.

Mi propósito en ésta vida ya está más que claro.

Ser un simple juguete más.

Y aprender a ocultar mi dolor bajo un maldito disfraz.

He de decirte solo una cosa más.

Gracias.

Gracias por haber hecho que, aunque fuera falsa...

Lograra sentir, por un momento, eso que todos llaman "felicidad".

ɓყ: Sσυℓ

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Éste y otros poemas se pueden encontrar en mi cuenta de Wattpad.

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fmy.w.tt%2FmHsDkkkQtR&t=N2JiZTlmNDU2YmU1NGNhNTEzNzI5MTJkNzk4NjFhZTdiMTM2MWMzMSxkN2NkYmFiYmExNWM1MDE5YjMxZTczMTA5ZGMyNTdlNjI0YmM1NWVh

So true.

Hewwo fowwowers

Sooo..I heard you wanted…..ship starter packs ;0

Colorcode:

Colorclash:

Colorcrack:

It’s pretty obvious a multishipper, but I love making fun of things I like,

Anyways! I’m glad y'all wanted to see these. Pls don’t cause drama smol fetus children. I’m not up for dealing with that

You know, camping is lovely - even though I don’t live in a state that’s so great for it