Kari-logs09 - Karis Block

Look at this. Look at this slutty little eyebrow on this slutty little elf 🥵 looking Lavellan up and down like that. Dread Wolf take me.

Cringetober Day 12 - Niche Interest I had trouble thinking of what I could possibly have thats a niche interest, then I remembered I just binged Strange Magic recently again and was like YEAH THATS FAIR. So yeah some Strange Magic fanart cause that movies amazing and underappreciated and YOU SHOULD WATCH IT PLS- (monster lovers RISEEE THIS MOVIES FOR YOU)

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hii.. just wanted to bless u all with piper wrights concept art. SHES SO FUCKIGN CUTE.

lost him after slaughtering cops and this happened ??? 😭😭

A Shapeshifter Mage Lavellan during the final battle at the Archon’s Palace.

Could you imagine as Solas is getting his ass kicked by Lusacan, a second dragon swoops in with a thunderous roar.

His heart stops for a moment because why is there a second dragon. Rook had killed Razikale and the other Blighted dragons. Why is there a second one.

And he sees it, and the terror doesn’t abate. It’s not Mythal.

But then- claws extended, digging into flesh, maw tearing into skin and shredding muscle and sinew.

It’s a flurry of movement and limbs and blood spilling crimson. A clash of claws and fangs and fire.

Fen’Harel is nudged under protective wings as the large vinsomer snarls defiantly at Lusacan.

It glances down at him, eyes ablaze with a familiar flame.

Being in a relationship with Adam Smasher would consist of (Corpo!Reader):

You wondering how the fuck it happened.

Everyone else wondering how the fuck it happened.

Becoming the talk of Arasaka and Night City simply because it fucking happened (how???).

Meanwhile, Smasher doesn't think much of the hoopla and speculation because he'd BEEN claimed you as his. He doesn't call just anyone a cut of fuckable meat.

Finding out that apparently, Adam has something of a nickname for you. Asking him yields zero answers.

You turning the tables and calling him a cut of fuckable chrome and to your surprise, he responds with a simple "Heh."

Living but... not living with him. Not really. He's almost always gone anyway. It's also really your place but Adam made himself comfortable and... the rest is history, you guess.

You're actually more likely to see him when you're at work because he's practically taken over your office, too. By just sitting there.

Smasher liking to scare the ever-living shit out of you. He doesn't talk unless necessary; whenever the quiet ambiance of your space is broken by him suddenly talking, you tend to jump. And it amuses him.

Wondering what Smasher's doing or thinking about whenever he's silently making a dent in your office couch. Apparently, he's mostly watching you. Because you're his cut of fuckable meat of course.

Smasher isn't one for jealousy (so he would have you believe) because who the fuck would be dumb enough to challenge him for what's his? However, he can and will make reinforce his claim should some pathetic fuck try their luck with you. This... surprises you? ...Why does this surprise you? This is Adam Smasher we're talking about.

Rubbing that big chrome dome of his, and Smasher going "Mmmm," but because he's borg'd the fuck up, it's an oddly soothing low mechanical purring. This is perhaps the only other sound you've ever heard him make.

Sometimes, when you're tired of working, you'll just slump down on the couch and lean against Adam. And he'll let you, too. For a little bit. Then he'll be an asshole and go, "Can you really afford to take a break now?" Fuck off, Smasher.

These gays..

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