Latest Posts by kaylaaplaf - Page 4

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

What.

No.

No this wasn't supposed to happen

Im not supposed to like it here no

No wait

Please no tumblr you cant do this to me

No wait

Im not supposed to like it here no

No this wasn't supposed to happen

No.

Wait.

yall I got this new soap and its girl soap and I can't stop wanting to take a shower again

The Four Horsemen of Pattern Recognition:

I’m pretty sure that Australians don’t have more then maybe 30-50k MAX people on tumblr. Like American had some 30 million users in 2020 (aka basically probably peak over the last 7 2018-2025) while Australia only has 26-28million people depending on who you ask (27 to be safe) so I’m just genuinely curious how many of us there must be on here.

If you Currently live in OR were born / raised in Australia and ID as (born/raised + ID, as I know a lot of born/raised here don’t ID as Aussie) you are Australian in this poll!

Please reblog for bigger sample size

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

my snap peas :(

ADHD people what’s the funniest thing you’ve been holding and then suddenly lost?

Somebody in the comments of another post said they lost a whole pot of rice between cooking it and serving it and I can’t stop thinking about that.

100 notes and I’ll stop binding

Bad chest pain rn lol

And can’t breathe

5 notes max

my url is just my chosen name so i'm very happy with this

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

you dont have to be useful to be loved btw

For safekeeping

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

(Got this idea from @st4rboyloser)

Rb this if you want a song that you remind me of in your askbox

the suffering never ends

chill... chill...

Fear Inoculum- tool

Erm... @ alll

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

HUH???

If I hit 1,000 followers by the end of the month, I will do a high Ama (Ask me anything) Video. Spread the word so I can rebuild my dumb gay empire!!!

on the other hand I like spinning the Food Genre Wheel with my friends. it makes things easy because if it lands on something we all want then we're done. but if it lands on something and one of us isn't feeling it, it helps us quickly rule it out & we spin again.

conversations on where/what to eat last 2 minutes max with this thing & i love it. that said, i made it custom to accommodate where i live. you can make ur own if you want different options!

My middle name is forest and I can play like 8 instruments

-Everyone

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I’m convinced Dutch isn’t a real language, it’s a fey language invented by the Germans to trick us into believing that the Netherlands exist

I just got the best euphoria because I realised that this includes me as well

this may be corny but like... genuinely happy international women's day to closeted trans women out there

istg if i accidentally close tumblr one more time i’m gonna say something mean to no one in particular

pleasepleasePLEASE show us how you draw hands. It’s so eatable i love it

I have no idea how to teach things so I'm just gonna give you this and hope it helps

Ignore my horrid handwriting

Body Language

When someone is...

Sad

Face/Body:

Avoidant/reduced eye contact

Drooping eyelids

Downcast eyes

Frowning

Raised inner ends of eyebrows

Dropped or furrowed eyebrows

Quivering lip/biting lip

Wrinkled nose

Voice:

Soft pitch

Low lone

Pauses/hesitant speech

Quiet/breathy

Slow speech

Voice cracks/breaking voice

Gestures/Posture:

Slouching/lowered head

Rigid/tense posture

Half formed/slow movement

Fidgeting or clasped hands

Sniffing or heavy swallows

Self soothing gestures (running hands over the arms, hand over heart, holding face in palms, etc)

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

the utdr fandom needs to come together to finally discuss face on a deeply serious issue, one ive been silent on for too long:

-does not stretch from wall to wall

-smaller size

-laid out on the floor

this is a "rug".

Quesion is that bad or good