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I used to be a powerlifter
(please reblog this version, as it is finished!)
We just realized that we know someone with a name on EVERY SINGLE ROW OF THIS LIST.
That... um.
Aha. Hah. Hahh. Hahhhhhh .
por flavor moots?
assign your mutuals a vibe
happy Thursday the 20th
Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:
A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin
A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans
A clock that isn’t 24-hours
More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know
Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain
Multiple moons/no moon
Planetary rings
A northern lights effect, but near the equator
Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks
Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals
Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands
The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage
No concept of virginity or bastardry
More than 2 genders/no concept of gender
Monotheism, but not creationism
Gods that don’t look like people
Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats
Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot
Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom
“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls
A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language
A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)
I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
very small notes game
5 notes: I'll try to get a better schedule
10 notes: I'll clean my room
20 notes: i'll talk to my friend who I am slowly drifting apart from
Trans fen menace
nice
type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
[f-horn]: “French horns are like, the spit multiverse. I swear there’s portals.”
-Submitted by @queenpallascat
I’m going for a walk.
Reblog for a stupid pickup line in your inbox on Valentines Day
Had a tiny mental breakdown at work a lil while ago over "Not tonight I have a headache", and how people so often seem unable to just take no for an answer, and by golly I hope nobody still has to say "Not tonight I have a headache" seriously in 2025 (unless you have an actual headache ofc it's your dime)
Reblog if you are
Im bored
so ummmm anyone who reblogs this post will get an ask in their inboxxxx
@ transfems:
cut the collars off ur shirts in a straight line so they fall off the shoulder a little bit and show some collar bone
youll feel so pretty & feminine
with bra or cami strap showing or with no bra comfy pajamas with the nipples showing
do it w those old nerdy interest/band tees itl feel so cute
trust mee itl feel like a new shirt and like a girl shirt for girls
You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.
You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.
You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.
You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.
You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.
You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.
You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.
You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.
You've gotta love.
honestly just saw something you posted, thought it was based, looked through your account and thought you were based
Lets play the game called "how did you find my blog and what made you want to follow"
Okay uhh I joined mid July, and it’s currently early February…
That’s a little under 7 months…
Which means I’ve been posting about 714 times each month
Oh wow that’s crazy
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.
reminders for today:
if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.
if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.
mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.
if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.
if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.
if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.
your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.
did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. it was a miscarriage if anyone asks.
in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.
this is all i can think of at the moment, but i’ll be adding on to this as the day continues.
we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.
wait.
XD
:3
X3
>w< is just sideways X3 but the meaning is totally different
°w°
*o*
this is so fun
XP
d:
:p
guys i might be getting a bit silly
:|
:/
:’)
:<)
:/
around this point i started going back and adding colour
laser eyes
:3========(transphobes)
heheheheheh
it’ll find its way through the ecosystem
focus on the likes and not the wants
you may not want to clean your room, but you like the peace and call it brings you after
you may not want to study, but you like the confidence and satisfaction you get from being prepared
you may not not want to apologise, but you like the relief and connection that reconciliation brings
you may not want to cook, but you like the satisfaction of eating a healthy come cooked meal prepared with love
you may not want to exercise, but you like how you feel afterwards and how it makes you confident
you may not want to journal or write, but you like the reflection and calm it brings you
you may not want to step out of your comfort zone, but you like the new experiences and growth you gain from it
my insta @ malusokay
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
Original comic by Rasenth