22 yr old trans woman. Discoverer of the McDonald's™ secret menu item, the "McTomato" (R.I.P). haters and losers (and minors) DNI. potentially NSFW.
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"you can she her the drag queens on rupauls drag race but not a trans woman" truly is an evergreen statement.
Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
at the strip club like “do you wanna be my friend??”
I bet the cruising in a dystopian brutalist megastructure goes crazy
Robot girl who has squishy parts so she can be bitten
its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible
Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)
today a fascist won an election for the first time since 1933. here, in germany.
i don't care if it's just one (out of 16) states. björn höcke is a fascist. a court decided not long ago that it's allowed to call him a nazi. bc he is one. not "far right" or "conservative" - he is a nazi.
here. in germany. and he just won an election.
it hasn't even been 100 years.
i am scared.
Nvmd now I just feel like crying in a :( way
Feel like crying but in a :3 way
Feel like crying but in a :3 way
Going by how I'm feeling already, I might become 'difficult' once I start prog...
Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
"your room's a mess"
of course my room's a mess im a beautiful transgender woman
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890
— by Albert Joseph Penot
(Thing i need to do several times a day forever) woag this is excruciating and awful
Need to be the woman in a giant fucking glass tube, naked, hooked up to various tubes and cables floating hunched over in a somewhat divine, too-perfect repose, while some scientist runs experiments against God on me
For gender affirming reasons
As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.
He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
I've said for a while that I feel the shift to digital articles has 'tabloidified' everything but it is crazy that everything now is just those magazines called something like "wow!" that you see at the hairdressers or dentist waiting room that advertise stories like "My hubby of 20 years ran off with a prostitute because I got pregnant... And now they have quintuplets!!!!" but like about how it's so good and necessary to bring in the "hit poor people with a big comedy wooden mallet hard enough that they're pressed into a perfectly shaped hole in the ground" legislation
First time in a long time I've felt lonely in a relationship sense. it's crazy how taking hrt lifts so much dysphoria and anxiety off of your shoulders that you start feeling emotions that you just hadn't felt in years.
people who thirst after GLaDOS and just love her core room, or god forbid some humanised robot body or whatever, see nothing and understand nothing. what makes her hot is that she's the whole facility. she's the entire place, the voice on speakers hooked into the lights and doors and massive supercomputer complex, the god in the machine that kills its creators. except you. you she cares for, though it would take a miracle for her to admit it, even to herself.
Call me a catgirl the way I can't FUCKING STAND these "cat scarers"!!! oww!?!
Let's see who wins 😼