Girlfriends 🏳️‍⚧️🌈

How I imagine it would have gone if the Erins weren't cowards

Hollyleaf: You see these berries? You're going to eat them! Or I'll make you!

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, I lost my kits, the one cat I loved, and my ca-

Mothwing: *poking her head in* Uh excuse you mousebrain!? I am right here!

Hollyleaf: *jumps*

Leafpool: Wait you actually love me back!?

Mothwing: Well duh!

Leafpool: YOU MEAN I SUPRESSED MY FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR NO REASON!?

Leafpool: Hollyleaf, give me the death berries please!

Hollyleaf: What? *pulls the death berries back* no! Now you don't get them!

Hollyleaf: But you do get this! *thwacks her mom on the forehead with her paw*

Leafpool: Ow!

Hollyleaf: Mousebrain! *runs out*

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf!? Where are you going!?

Hollyleaf: *calls back* TO RIVERCLAN! TO BE WITH WILLOWSHINE!

Leafpool and Mothwing: *running out of the medicine den* WAIT FOR US!

Jayfeather: *realizing he's the only medicine cat in ThunderClan now* GEE THANKS! LOVE YA TOO!

Lionblaze: *smiling* Look at them go!

do you have any idea how hard you have to bite someone to draw blood? its not easy

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

@miku-spotted

it’s that time of year again

💖🧡💛💚💙💜 HAPPY 3RD ANTOVERSARY!!!!!

we've made it so far and i'm proud of this weird horse <3

this shit fucked me up

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corrective action

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"