The Whole Fandom Is Set On Traumatizing These Poor Kids, So I'm Giving Them A Break And A Nice Peaceful

Sometimes I wonder if people used to get Barty and Evan mixed up at Hogwarts. Not because they looked similar, but because since first year their names had always been said together. It was always "bartyandevan are late for class," "bartyandevan are getting snacks," "bartyandevan are terrorizing twelve-year-olds." A lot of their classmates weren't sure which was which, because they always seemed to come as a unit.

Who am I?

I changed, I tried, I was not sure, I am still not sure.

First I thought I was a straight girl, like all my sisters, like I should be ,right?

And then I learned something. I can love either a girl and a boy. I can. I am not broken.

I became bisexual

and I learn more, there are more than two genders.

and I became Pansexual. Because I don’t care about your gender but I do love your personality. 

And I ever realize that I really don’t care about my own gender, I am fine with who I am. And sometimes it’s a girl, sometimes it’s boy or neither or either. And I am fine with that.

So I became a Genderfluid Pansexual

And I listened my friend speaking about sex. And I was just like “ew” they told me try I am sure you will like. I tried. I still don’t like it.

And Internet told me I am not broke.

I am just a really weird asexual genderfluid pansexual

do I exist?

Dumbledore: You must understand, Harry, Professor Snape had a very terrible childhood.

Harry: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.

Me

I am that kind of person who have a big debat in my head about what to do and then totaly forget it Like it’s monday morning, I am already late to work but I have to take a shower before leaving the house

Me : So I have absolutely no time to wash my hair this morning, anyway it’s so cold outside and I washed my hair yesterday, I will just go in the shower and wash my body

Two scondes later I am in the shower with wet hair and shampoo in my hand and me: Oh shit

When Harry becomes the DADA professor, kids constantly ask him for an autograph, but he refuses, saying the only thing he’ll autograph is a detention slip. Eventually, though, he starts carrying around a stack of autographed pictures of Ginny, which he gives out when people ask for an autograph. It gets really popular, so he starts mixing it up with autographs from other people, mostly Ron and Hermione. But the students love it, so he adds more. Soon he’s giving out autographs from like fifty different people, including all the teachers at Hogwarts, and a bunch of other random people like Luna, Lee Jordan, Oliver Wood, etc. He even has some fairly rare ones from Krum and Fleur. It becomes a game in Hogwarts to collect all the autographs, like chocolate frog cards. Some of them are more limited edition than others, like signatures from all the ghosts (though Harry won’t reveal how he managed to get those). George starts to offer a discount at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (and a prize autograph from Peeves, who will only sign Bertie Bott’s scratch-and-sniff cards) to anyone who can prove they’ve collected the whole set. Harry provides him with up-to-date lists of autographs to check against. Every Hogsmeade weekend there’s a line of Hogwarts students in WWW’s Hogsmeade branch trying to get the discount.

At some point a seventh year comes up to Harry and asks for his autograph, but not as the Savior of the Wizarding World, but because they now have the autograph of every other Hogwarts teacher and want Professor Potter’s to go with them. Harry–trying not to tear up–agrees, but only in exchange for the student’s signature. He begins offering this deal to all departing seventh years, his autograph in exchange for theirs. He tells them it’s in case they ever get famous, so he can add it as a limited edition autograph, but really he keeps them all in a big binder just for himself, to remember all his students. (A couple times, though, when a students does become famous, he will contact them and ask if they’d like to be added to the game. So far no one has said no.)

When Teddy starts at Hogwarts he begins a black market autograph trade because he has access to a lot of the people Harry gets autographs from. Harry’s other three children proudly continue the trade when they get to Hogwarts. They’re all secretly aided by Ginny.

Barty (punching the wall): Ahh see, my knuckles are blushing.

Regulus: They are fucking bleeding.

Barty: Blushing.

Host dad

My host dad told me : I don’t want gay near my children. I don’t want them to befriend with them.

Maybe the day I will leave this house I will tell him the true, and he will just cry because I am hella gay. And I am sleeping in his daughters’ room during three months.

romantic entanglement…

…would complete you as a human being.

Yes. This is just perfection.

The look after "seven hours for what ?" The bed dancing, the book, everything

I just love it

POLTERGEIST (1982) dir. Tobe Hooper.

The Marauders and friends at a theme park.

Sirius: YOU LOST JAMES?!? HOW— HOW DO YOU LOSE A WHOLE ASS MAN-

Regulus: In my defence, I looked away for 1.8 seconds. And then he was just gone!

Regulus, sighing: You know what, I can handle this.

Sirius: How are you going to do that.

Regulus, deeply inhaling: REGULUS BLACK IS SO FUCKING UGLY HE SHOULD—

James, materialising out of nowhere: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

Regulus: Found him.

Not James and Regulus already wearing matching shirts that each says; “If lost please return to Regulus Black.” And “I am Regulus Black. I don’t want him back. (Jokes aside, please do return him.)”