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it’s unfortunate that (some) people in fandom spaces are starting to get too comfortable complaining and being rude to writers and artists who create contents they personally don’t like (“why are you making this character a top when he’s obviously a bottom? omg do you even understand his character?” “I’m so sick of seeing fan art and fanfic where this character is portrayed as a sadist when he’s actually misunderstood in my opinions, therefore anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and should be shamed” just to name a few I’ve seen) instead of curating their own fandom experiences by engaging only with contents they do like.
you want more fics where (x) is written in this specific way? either write one yourself or politely expressing your opinion about how you hope there will be more fics where (x) is written in this specific way instead of making fandom a toxic place by being rude to writers and artists who dare make contents that are not to your Personal Liking.
if the universe does not revolve around you, strangers and fandom spaces don’t have to cater exclusively to your personal preferences either.
to all my beloved writers and artists, write whatever you want, draw whatever you want. portray that character in whichever way you want to portray. I hope you have fun doing what you love. don’t let anybody tell you what you can or can’t do with the blorbo. go wild. I will always support you
man being autistic sucks ass a lot of the time
I just think Kallus and Jovan's relationship is so fun to explore, 'cause while Jovan seems to suck I'd argue Kallus most definitely sucked in a different way and they were probably the typical, toxic teen romance. Ya know, two emotionally neglected teens falling in love and quickly becoming codependent. Being convinced their fucked up dynamic was the epitome of love, when in reality neither of them had learned how to love in a healthy way. I think Kallus would want to resent Jovan, but eventually he'd come to terms with the fact that he himself hadn't been a good boyfriend either and maybe they had both just been way out of their depths, trying to run when they haven't even learned to crawl
I don't know how to properly convey this, but in my mind, Kallus is always strutting around with just a lil bit of a slutty vibe. Constantly serving cunt, ya know?
still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???
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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.
This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.
Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
ok i just have to say it since no one else is: i'm defending the muttonchops. They were era appropriate, people in the 70s weren't as afraid of body hair as people are today! This was even a thing for Rogue One I believe. I think the director asked the actors to grow 70s style facial hair so they blended in with A New Hope. Kallus was big! He was hairy! Like, sorry but Kallus was 70s hot, chops and all. (tho side note: i do actually think he was supposed to have a beard in season 4 and the only reason he didn't was because his character model already changed too much) but that aside, his facial hair made sense for where/when he was. He was absolutely en vogue. People were going to him for advice on how to be fashionable or trying to imitate his look. between his chops and luke's chanel boots, it was queer eye for the rebellious guy. they were running yavin 4 fashion week like the goddamn navy. stop being a coward and put some respect. on the chops.
How about another Lyste AU because I feel like some crack.
Imagine we have Kallus somewhere on a mission when he runs into Lyste and decides that maybe he messed things up for Lyste the first time but he can do right by him now. So he tries to recruit him and it actually works because Lyste has been having doubts about the Empire after the way they treated him because of his blunder (not well). And all is well and good until it turns out they have to use some advanced maneuvering to get away from the Empire which is fine for Kallus, he's used to it, but not for Lyste.
Oh boy, not for Lyste.
So by the time they get back to the base Kallus is overjoyed with himself. He's just snagged his first recruit and he made it up to Lyste.
And next to him.
Next to him is the most traumatized human being you've ever seen. Someone who looks like they've been dragged through hell and back (because they have) with the thousand yard stare to match.
They ask him what he wants to do to help and he just says he wants to stack crates for a while. Or something like that. There's silence and someone goes to ask but then they take one look at him and decide that yeah, okay, maybe they should let the guy stack crates for a while. Or find him some therapy.
Needless to say, no one wants to go on missions with Kallus after that.
Kallus: "Alright here's what we're gonna do. We're taking the Senator hostage."
Lyste: "Wh-?? Can't we just sneak in and steal a ship or something?"
Kallus: "Security's too tight for that and I don't feel like it. Let's go."
(later)
Kallus: "Change of plans. I'm taking you hostage instead."
Lyste: "?????"
Kallus, loudly: "Nobody move or I blow this civilian's head off!" (to Lyste) "Act like a civilian."
Lyste, hysterical: "I'm panicking, what more do you want me to do???"
Kallus: "I need someone for an infiltration mission. Who wants to volunteer? Lys-"
Lyste: tripping over tables and chairs to get away
Kallus: ...
Kallus: Was it something I said?
Anyways everyone come hold hands with me and imagine Kallus growing up with a caretaker (maybe an uncle, maybe someone who just took baby Kallus in) who owned a shitty diner and working at that diner from the time he was old enough to learn how to clean tables. Learning how to curse real early and moving from cleaning to waiting tables to eventually cooking before eventually joining the academy as a way to get off the planet. The diner crew encouraging him to join, even. But the more invested in it he gets the more he drifts apart from them though he still wonders about them occasionally, especially after defecting.
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Why did I have to hyperfixate on the guy with the ugly ass mutton chops 😭😭
I think it would be kind of funny if Kallus in his Imperial days was very aware that he's attractive. Then he joins the Rebellion and learns about the notion of being ✨humble✨ in addition to having his looks be way less relevant. The Rebellion doesn't have a dresscode and are nowhere near invasive enough to care about his facial hair or hairstyle. Overall, he doesn't have to apply as much effort to his looks and as such he sorta just... doesn't think about it as much. Until one day he's looking in the mirror and it hits him how different he looks. Way less put together - in the Empire they'd definitely refer to it as letting himself go. He still feels the same. Still feels attractive. But even so, there is this nagging feeling at the back of his mind telling him that he isn't. Not to others anyway. And it's not like it bothers him. Not really. It's just different. But it's not like it matters and he has got work to do. So he goes about his work knowing that he's no longer considered attractive. Except Kallus' idea of what's considered attractive has been heavily skewed by the Empire's standards. So while he's assuming he downgraded his looks to a solid Mid, every Rebel is having a moment of "wait, is Kallus not kinda very hot??"
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if you see me tag Character on a post and you think to yourself "how the hell is that Character" mind your damn business alright we're on a first name basis. me and Character.
I’m posting this late at night because I’m conflict avoidant but I’ve seen people say that kallus “all lives matter”-s Zeb on Barhyn (which somehow convinces Zeb and also endorses that message) which is just???? Completely incorrect?
kallus says something along the lines of “does that rule apply to imperials” when Zeb says that the empire views the rebels as a monolith. Zeb immediately claps back with “all the imperials I know”. Zeb doesn’t fall for that shit, because he’s right: all imps are the same. You chose to be an imp and you chose to be a monster. More importantly: Kallus is still a bad guy, and he’s wrong for believing that.
Kallus fucking defects. Like lads, this should be obvious. He realizes that he’s wrong too! The only good imp is a dead imp! He can’t be a good person and an imperial so he defects as soon as he realizes he’s a monster. He even goes the extra mile of becoming a spy: he could have cut lose and run or tried to be a “good imp” but he doesn’t. There are no good imperials.
No one’s operating procedure changes. Zeb doesn’t go easier on stormtroopers because he got convinced that you can’t treat them all as a monolith. When Kallus joins the rebellion he doesn’t do that either.
that’s all Jules has to say. If you need me I’ll be hiding away in a hole 👍
what i want for kalluzeb in the mandalorian and grogu
hi i'm mentally ill over kalluzeb and here are some scenes i'd pitch in the writer's room of the mandalorian and grogu
OPTION ONE:
we don't see/hear kallus but when zeb meets grogu he says something like
zeb: what'd you say to your wife to let you adopt that thing?
din: i don't have a wife. why, do you want to convince your wife?
zeb: yeahhhhhhh....... my wifeeeeeeeee........
OPTION TWO:
can be either we only hear him (david o kallus please) or we hear him and see him (still want david o but i'm happy with anyone) over call with zeb and it can be something like
zeb: yeah, a mandalorian. and he's got this little green baby
kallus: i really hope you aren't getting any ideas
OPTION THREE:
can be used with either of the first two ideas or on it's own but i want zeb to drop that his ship is called the glimmer. his ass cannot fit into a normal x wing anyways so it's only fair
OPTION FOUR:
cancel the movie and have it just be three hours of kalluzeb married bickering on lira san
just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again
there are some headcanons where it's like. 'i would enjoy this as a light seasoning in fic but certain chunks of the fandom have become more committed to this than the actual canon and made it load-bearing in scenarios where it simply doesn't make sense'.
Oh yeah, he is well aware that his face card never declines, he's got enough stories from the academy (and onward) to back that up
Its just that uh, he's pretty sure he's maxxed out his personality card and that it will, in fact, decline
of course I think Kallus has many insecurities but I DO think he knows he's pretty. I think he knows that people who are attracted to male humans tend to find him hot and I don't think he would look in a mirror and disagree with that.
and while he wouldn't be so sure how he might fit into Lasat beauty standards, I don't think he'd actually find it too surprising that Zeb considers him physically attractive. (it's just, y'know, the rest of him as a person he might struggle to believe Zeb likes or wants.)
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