Letscats74fan - Tom

realised i never posted these comic pages for my chaos user amy headcanon oopsie

finished my botw amv!!! it was my first zelda game and i’ve been replaying it recently, and while i think the story could be clunkily told i also think it’s really compelling and underrated.

Me anytime I see homoerotic subtext between two characters, whether is canon or not, and it becomes my current hyperfixation

I, Sir Pentious’s, List of Things to Build:

1. Matching PJs for the Eggies

2. Warmachine that will DESTROY the Radio Demon and get the attention of the Vees!

3. New warmachine after RADIO DEMON!!! broke the last one (Include updated death ray??)

4. Parachute built into hat

5. Advanced technology to spy on the hotel to impress Vox An “I’m sorry cake.”

6. Nest for me and eggs

7. New coat for the radio demon?

8. Cannon to protect me from a flying cat, tall slutty spider, and a tiny… bug? Cannon to PROTECT the flying cat, tall slutty spider, tiny bug, and close female friends that share a room together.

9. Portable elevator. Stairs suck.

10. Device to prevent me from being thrown off a roof again.

11. Armor against dismembered arms. Also Niffty?

12. Gaydar? Whatever that is, I’m currently unsure.

13. Thing to kill a roomba with knives.

14. Device to open bottles for Husk

15. Quiet door opener/unlocker

16. Shield so Vagatha doesn’t stab me when I go into her room in the middle of the night.

17. Way to remove pornographic images from my brain.

18. SAFE bug killer for Niffty? So less knives

19. Way to remove Valentino from this plane of existence.

20. A safe, loving family for Charlotte.

21. Cookies for the king!!

22. Mechanical duck to get in the king’s favor!

23. Way to fix Father-Daughter relationship? (They did this themselves nevermind)

24. Protection from Radio Demon??

25. Device to get the cat and spider to talk about their feelings so I can stop third wheeling.

26. New wall? Make it indestructible.

27. Flowers Chocolates A bomb for Cherri??

28. Way to break demonic contracts for Angel (and also Husk??)

29. Hangover cure.

30. Prosthetic wings for Vagatha (nevermind she has her own sometimes? Would she want ones for when she doesn’t??)

31. Reinforcements for the building

32. Battle armor for the Eggies

33. Angel killing bullets, bombs, knives, teeth?? And cards??

34. General uniform

35. A moat

36. Poem for Cherri?

37. Angel suggested I added “the courage to actually ask Cherri out,” which I must say is sadly accurate.

38. New egg bois? Or way to resurrect the old ones??

39. Evil but still angelic clothing??

40. Way to communicate with Hell

41. Gift to show affection for Cherri and let her know I’m alive.

42. Way to show memories from Hell for Emily and Molly to see (a device may already exist??)

43. Family reunion for Angel (Anthony??) and Molly.

44. A way to get back home.

Au where everyone in the membrane family firmly believes in the paranormal, but no one agrees on which specific cryptids are real.

And then Zim shows up, but no one agrees on just what Zim is or what to do.

Dib thinks that Zim is a alien invader that needs to be stopped at all costs because “weird alien technology and green skin”

Professor Membrane thinks Zim is some sort of robot, cyborg or government weapon because he’s SEEN the amount of advanced weapons in his backpack, plus he once saw Zim lift a car with little effort. The green skin is some government made material.

Gaz takes one look at Zim and assumes “vampire”, with extremely sharp teeth, hatred of sunlight and superhuman strength and agility. Zim’s “advanced technology” is just magic that looks like technology (like a spelldrive) and the green skin is a genuine skin condition that vampires can have.

All of them want Zim taken down, but none of them are willing to work together because of all of them disagreeing on what Zim actually is and just HOW he should be taken down.

But the thing is,

we as the viewer never see Zim.

We see parts of him, like his PAK and the weapons inside, or hints of his green skin or his true eyes glowing in the dark, with the rest of him hidden from view. He hear him a couple times as well. But we never see enough for us to come to the conclusion of what Zim is by ourselves.

The Membranes don’t completely prove anything either, as Zim always escapes before any of them can figure out what he is and what he wants.

We are also never shown Zim’s perspective or what his true motives are. We are only shown the perspectives of each Membrane, who all have different opinions on what they’re going up against with their own proof for their own case. So Zim’s actions and behaviours throughout the show just confuse us more as we, the viewers are left questioning which of the Membranes are right, or if they’re all wrong and Zim is something completely different.

The things learned about Zim can point in any direction as well. Water hurts him, but only like 50% of the time. Is it because he’s an alien with some inconsistent way of protecting himself against water, a robot that’s waterproofed in some areas but not others, a vampire that’s only hurt by holy water or is it because of some completely different reason? No one will ever know.

I want to see another irken break into Zim’s base to try and find Zim’s weaknesses and/or kill him and instead find a bunch of objects that slowly reveal Zim’s past and just get weirder and weirder. It all takes place before Zim’s trial as well so things like the fact he worked with and was responsible for the death of Tallest Miyuki are completely unknown. So this irken is slowly going insane from learning weird facts about Zim’s past that get more outlandish as time goes on.

So it basically goes like this:

First object: Documents from Zim’s military training showing that he was promoted all the way to the rank of invader extremely fast, mostly due to his proficiency with explosives, incendiary devices and large vehicles. “Yeah that makes sense.“

Second object: An old labcoat from when Zim was a scientist. “That checks out, Zim did work as a scientist before he joined the military, so it makes sense that he would keep something as a souvenir.”

Third object: A PAK technician license that reveals that Zim was at some point, a fully licensed PAK technician and is still legally allowed to tamper with PAKs. “Kind of strange that Zim of all people was able to become a PAK technician, even stranger that he quit and became a scientist, which is lower in rank than a PAK technician, but not the weirdest thing ever.“

Fourth object: A letter that reveals that Zim was in line for a promotion to head scientist, recommended by Tallest Miyuki herself, dated a couple days before Miyuki’s death. “Definitely raises some questions, like why Miyuki would ever personally recommend Zim for anything and why Zim would ever join the military if he was going to be promoted to a high ranking scientific position. Maybe there were no other options. Maybe he was just a really good scientist.”

Fifth object: Proof that not only did Zim work directly with Tallest Miyuki, but was actually personally tutored by her in various sciences, technically making him Tallest Miyuki’s secret third apprentice. “This fact hits you like a metal chair to the back. It explains some things, but it also reveals that MIYUKI HAD A SECRET THIRD APPRENTICE AND THAT APPRENTICE WAS ZIM. And it only gets more insanity inducing when you think about how Miyuki’s other two apprentices are THE CURRENT TALLEST.”

Your super power has no destructive power, but you’re still a highly ranked superhero. Time Out puts your opponent into a safe quiet place to reflect on their actions before returning them back the to the same spot and time, they left.

Saw the new Dead Cells DLC trailer and realized that this meme had to be drawn