Literature-and-screaming-blog - Gender Is Dead I Eated It

*Mario Voice* Damn that's a thick toenail

I had to help you spell aesthetic but you get titty wrong? Can't believe you

I wish, I scream, I jibber, I beg for more diversity in body types for the sisters. Like I love most of their design but they're all sticks who don't look like they could crush a single hertics head. For a universe as over the top as warhammer it makes no sense.

Also pls no more tatty armor

I still love their aesthetic though

My hometown wikipedia page does not have a notable people section, it has a SEPARATE PAGE of notable people. But theyre pretty big i would say unquestionably famous

The Ocean is terrifying!

Here are some book recommendations to prove it!

fun things to do in hyrule:

- pull the four sword from its pedestal

- kick the corpse underneath hyrule castle

- steal the spiritual stones and open the door of time and just leave it like that

- steal that funny heart-shaped mask from that creepy mask salesman and put it on

- dig underneath death mountain

- durability test: triforce pieces

- bottle a bunch of malice or gloom or whatever and start dumping it on the master sword

- enter a dungeon, get a small key, and just leave and never come back

- become a castle chef and sneak a secret stone into a royal meal

- explain the concept of a gun or a thermonuclear bomb to an ancient shiekah researcher

- challenge the hero to find a thousand stupid trinkets hidden across all of hyrule, but only actually hide like a hundred and watch him go insane

what, have you never seen a boy with a vagina before? i turn dramatically away from you, further aggravating the large stab wound in my abdomen

Google Docs

Trigedasleng Grambank Features List

Introduction Grambank Features for the Trigedasleng Language Compiled by David J. Peterson Last updated October 15, 2023. Trigedasleng is t

I've made a new conlang Grambank entry for Trigedasleng! Jessie Peterson created a Google Sheets spreadsheet that conlangers can copy and fill out in order to share their work. I did one previously on High Valyrian, and now the Trigedasleng one is finished.. This won't tell you everything about the language, but it'll tell you a LOT in a very small space. If you'd like to do something like this for your conlang, the blank one can be found here.

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

Han dynasty scholar Wang Chong gives an argument against the existence of ghosts

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better