Defend Your Country, Phoenix!

it's officially January 2025, which means that sometime this month, Guy Eldoon will take over his father's noodle stand

yay

My man's tired of this bs

(this was an excuse to toy around with Stanley's hairstyle & to draw with the pixel brush- also I'm sorry if this look like trash btw, and drawing hands are a pain for me and after about like 5 tries I gave up and said "the hell with it" and called it a day)

The tsp hyperfixation is bad bad

I only bought it like last week

anyways here’s the narrator that lives in my brain rent free <3 I ADORE all the sort of cryptic eldritch / inhuman narra designs but unfortunately mine is just. Some guy

their siblingism <3

Say hello to this FREAK

OR , my tspsona who kisses Stanley in the broom closet :3

thinking about the narrator again

like he feeds of praise and being criticized is like twisting a knife in his gut, but he also doesn’t care about how other actually feel about his game, as long as they talk about how amazing he is

and the skip button fucking destroys him because of this, breaks him down to a point where interaction alone is more rewarding that praise normally. worst of all is that he back himself into a corner, a cold, empty corner, all because he wanted to be adored by the masses

and i think cookie9 saying “they should add a skip button” is what made the narrator do this. with the other reviews, they give no “this would make it better”, only criticism. but with cookie9, the narrator knows exactly what they want, he knows what would make them like him.

with all the other reviews, he defends himself, he doesn’t want to put in the work of think what would make them like me? but cookie9 gives that to him directly, makes it easy

he doesnt actually want to change his game to make is appetizing to everyone, he just want everyone to like it. and a skip button wouldn’t change much, would it?

assign a key to it, that’s small and unobtrusive! his game is still the same and cookie9 will surely edit their review saying how much they adore the new change!

and that totally happens idk what y’all are talking about

my name's apollo justice and i'm having a familial crisis

i like to imagine his hachimaki reflects his mood like a dog tail

The thing.