Constantly Thinking This

i finally realized why i always got lesbian on those weird buzzfeed "am i gay" quizzes

anyone have 10k laying around they can give to me each month so i can quit my job and focus on what really matters: writing gay vampire erotica

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

Stag beetles are so cool. They're like butch women