Localnirvanalistener - Ren

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

embarrassment has good bones

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

the south is crazy because so many places will be closed on sundays and you forget why. then you remember. Jesus

progress decorating my office space

anyone have 10k laying around they can give to me each month so i can quit my job and focus on what really matters: writing gay vampire erotica