Anyone Have 10k Laying Around They Can Give To Me Each Month So I Can Quit My Job And Focus On What Really

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

cantaloupe and smoke

Draparnaud's Glass Snail absolutely mystical yet common in the UK

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

embarrassment has good bones

the south is crazy because so many places will be closed on sundays and you forget why. then you remember. Jesus

she's the most doomed character of all time but she's so funny about it

so soft it hurts