Tim: *doubled Over In Pain*

I will be removing myself from situations

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.

I adore outsider POV fics there is never enough of them in any fandom

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

Anyways. How fucking funny and how fucking sad it would be if Kevin Day did eventually get a chance to go skiing, only to promptly fuck up his skis and. get injured. in a skiing accident. How would you even communicate that to the press.

rowena has never done anything wrong aside from all the atrocities

happy birthday to our tiny bastard, miserable wretch, tedious malcontent, abominable cocroach, wayward ignorant child, wretched little runaway nathaniel wesninski!!

what the fuck is Christmas Eve

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUNO AND BENZAITEN STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabelle’s TV show…🕸🕷 

Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups