I Adore Outsider POV Fics There Is Never Enough Of Them In Any Fandom

Statement recorded by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins:

Am I the asshole—

I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience

the king in yellow sending arthur back to earth call that hastur la vista baby

After another grueling match, Jean Moreau is sent to handle press duty for the USC Trojans. His teammates have learned that Jean’s dry, deadpan humor in interviews is something to behold, and the upperclassmen make it their mission to catch his best moments on camera. For the freshmen, it's an initiation into the legend of Jean Moreau’s press conferences, with his signature blend of sarcasm and flat honesty baffling reporters and leaving his teammates in stitches.

is that what makes you fascinating?

riko moriyama : i am the king  jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings. 

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

sometimes jason is carrying a filled duffel bag and everyone in the family side eyes him

“Yeah, murder for hire is surprisingly affordable,” says Neil.

Kevin stares at him.

“I get a discount,” Neil justifies.

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese