That Post That's Like Everyone In W359 Fucking Hates Each Other Until They Introduce A New Crew Member

gonna dox the pope

do u guys think the universal translator sometimes has to add context for words that aren’t directly translatable. Like a human calls a vulcan a nerd and it comes out as smart (derogatory)

If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.

actually jonah being so secure in his bet with peter is so funny, like peter’s like “oh hey this one looks incredibly lonely and easy to pick off” and jonah’s just looking at martin ‘willingly chose to be traumatized just to get one up on him’ kartin blackwood like “yes yep absolutely have fun with that, he’s definitely easy to manipulate, can’t imagine it going wrong for you”

like. he sent jon to jude perry and mike crew to get fucked up. he sent peter to martin.

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is... Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

thinking about the dichotomy between The Vast and The Buried lads