I Truly Hate The Word "unalive." There Are So Many Other Euphemisms That Fictional Italian Mobsters Worked

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

whens my squad of creepy med students going to make a reappearance mr sims??

idk if anyone's said this before but the fact that tma opens on angler fish is so amazingly poetic. the symbolism of jon being drawn in by the surface level knowledge he thought the magnus institute would provide only to be consumed and swallowed whole by the unnatural, twisted reality? *chef's kiss*

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

Farewell to Xerxes

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate

Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups