Some Of U Should Have An OnlyClowns Account

2021 lasted 5 seconds and those 5 seconds lasted 20 years that felt like only a few months i hope that clears things up

If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.

any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit

the thing is, i think horror needs to have a little love. it needs to have an obsession. does the parasite in your body love you? it raises you from the dead, it sustains you. this is its body. this is your body. does the haunted house feel intruded upon? is it hungry? what is hatred but adoration?

Neil knows how to follow directions-- until Andrew starts giving them. Suddenly, "left" means "right," and Kevin's smug superiority is crumbling as fast as Neil's ability to keep a straight face.

Part 2 of AFTG Flufftober

I don’t start shit, but I can tell you how it ends….

Happy New Year! 🎉

Vaporwave Neil with one of my favorite quotes from the books 🦊

thinking about the dichotomy between The Vast and The Buried lads

whens my squad of creepy med students going to make a reappearance mr sims??

maybe the best way to deal with impostor syndrome is actually to pivot to full-blown hubris