Lolliday - I Have A Bit Of An Attitude Problem

that post that's like everyone in w359 fucking hates each other until they introduce a new crew member upon which they band together and hate the new guy is soooo true but it's funniest with kepler. that bitch stuck to his guns for nearly the ENTIRE show he lost a hand and jacobi and command and maxwell and he was still talking about the big picture but rachel young takes one step onto the hephaestus and he's like actually fuck you i have morals now

actually jonah being so secure in his bet with peter is so funny, like peter’s like “oh hey this one looks incredibly lonely and easy to pick off” and jonah’s just looking at martin ‘willingly chose to be traumatized just to get one up on him’ kartin blackwood like “yes yep absolutely have fun with that, he’s definitely easy to manipulate, can’t imagine it going wrong for you”

like. he sent jon to jude perry and mike crew to get fucked up. he sent peter to martin.

Neil knows how to follow directions-- until Andrew starts giving them. Suddenly, "left" means "right," and Kevin's smug superiority is crumbling as fast as Neil's ability to keep a straight face.

Part 2 of AFTG Flufftober

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is... Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

Sasha Wire ordering the Oolong tea at the bar in The Day That Wouldn't Die (1.07)

To Mick ordering the Oolong tea at the bar in The Next Page (4.29) in honour of Sasha because he remembered the drink she likes

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

Moo-ving In series by Ethan Harper