I Love The Yearly Spotify Wrapped Embarrassment We All Go Through.. To Witness The Self Reflected Back

if time travel existed i'd try to get banned from specific historical events. not because i want to be a jackass but because i think it'd be funny to have something like "not allowed within 10 years of the jfk assassination" on my public record.

actually jonah being so secure in his bet with peter is so funny, like peter’s like “oh hey this one looks incredibly lonely and easy to pick off” and jonah’s just looking at martin ‘willingly chose to be traumatized just to get one up on him’ kartin blackwood like “yes yep absolutely have fun with that, he’s definitely easy to manipulate, can’t imagine it going wrong for you”

like. he sent jon to jude perry and mike crew to get fucked up. he sent peter to martin.

what a week huh?

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

After another grueling match, Jean Moreau is sent to handle press duty for the USC Trojans. His teammates have learned that Jean’s dry, deadpan humor in interviews is something to behold, and the upperclassmen make it their mission to catch his best moments on camera. For the freshmen, it's an initiation into the legend of Jean Moreau’s press conferences, with his signature blend of sarcasm and flat honesty baffling reporters and leaving his teammates in stitches.

Anyways. How fucking funny and how fucking sad it would be if Kevin Day did eventually get a chance to go skiing, only to promptly fuck up his skis and. get injured. in a skiing accident. How would you even communicate that to the press.

rowena has never done anything wrong aside from all the atrocities

Farewell to Xerxes

“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.