Sometimes Jason Is Carrying A Filled Duffel Bag And Everyone In The Family Side Eyes Him

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

Murder on his mind

I adore outsider POV fics there is never enough of them in any fandom

Juno and Buddy heckling each other under the guise of group deconstructive criticism while they’re both imprisoned in a Pavlovian hellscape is actually something that can be so personal

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

I wish I could write anything as quickly as tumblr collectively invented an entire film

Why not spell pants like “pance.” Just a little thought I had